what is that moment right befor orgasm?

just the way you are

What is the state I like my lover to be in?

Anyone got a ticket?

What did a cross-country racing driver say to the others after the race was over?


I’ve never seen one quite like that.

what did the hooker say to her john?

jellyfish

what is the secret services new codeword for "bush has made an as of himself again"

a lumpy mule

what did my old mattress feel like?

corned beef and hash

What's a good food and drug mix for the party?


Steel balls

What do some ladies have?


Anytime at all.

What is my favorite time for sex?

I think I feel sick.

Do you know how much gas costs?


Not In My Back Yard.

Where did Pres. Bush say not to have the Clinton family reunion?


Reach a little higher please.

What did the basketball star tell the midget to do if he wanted to play better defensive basketball?

Oh, yeah, in there, please.

What did the secretary tell her boss after he locked his office.


Strippers are us!!

what is the best store I've ever been in?

jumpin' jack flash

What did they call the hyperactive exhibitionist male?

Bingo!

What do you hear just before you hear three old ladies say "Damn!”?


One last one please.

What did the debt-ridden prostitute ask for?

There's no business like show business.

What is the Exhibitionist Credo?


Sumt, Sumuttering, and Porn

Name the The Three Horny Mice





Mu Shu Pork

How would you order a cow to frighten a pig away?



The check's in the mail.

What is the wrong way to pay a hooker?





King Arthur

Who did Sir Lancelot cuckold?


A piece of cake.

When his inflatable doll sprang a leak, what did the birthday boy turn to?

Strawberry shortcake

Who was Truly Scrumptious’s secret lover in “Chitty Chitty Bang Bang”?


“I’ve got a bad feeling about this.”

what emotion is going through one's head when they get home and realize they've forgotten their anniversary?

today is gonna be the day

What did the sub say when he saw the enema bottle and a butt plug?

Perfectly intense

What was the judgment by the language instructor of the verbs in the test sentence?


“I’ll try anything once!”

When confronted with several beautiful, sexy, horny ladies ... what is the typical, understated British response?

When in Rome ...

What did the pope say at the brothel?

If I only had a brain

What did Dr. Frankenstein say to Igor?


Make it a stiff one please.

What did the creators of Viagra ask of those testing their product.



A midsummer night's dream

What are all the Pixie ladies lined up waiting for me?



It was a little bit too wide.

What was wrong with the "Hummer" when it reached the one-lane bridge?

Put it where?

What did John Kerry say to his wife the first time they had sex? :p

Sounds like a baaaaad idea

What did the ram say to the country bumpkin who wanted to play the part of the ewe?

I'm cummmmiiiiinnnnnggggg!

What is my favorite statement in the whole wide world?


I am a nature fan

What is a favorite claim of a nudist?



it's bouncing higher and higher.

What did the bankrupt say about one of his checks?



It can’t miss.

Why did the nut attach a spray attachment to his cock during sex?

The sun is coming up.

What starts a cock crying?


Pretty in pink