What is camping out with minimalist attitude?

Seven hands curled into each other

What would a major argument in sign language look like?

First little piggy went to market ...

"May I have some more of those delicious pork chops?"


What a dump!

what is the basement at the store I work at?

holy hooters batman!

What did Robin say about the Priestess?


Sharp left ahead.

what did the conductor tell the orchestra?
Easy money

What did the prostitute find waiting for her when she walked in on the "Association of Lonesome Guys" convention?

What's for dinner?

an answer is a quesiton?
 

What is french for howyoudoin'?

Tied and dyed

What two words came to mind when the poet attempted to rhyme with tried and spied.

Two bits, four bits, six bits a dollar ...

how did the stupid guy try to negotiate with the hooker?

yum yum yum

What did the tongue say when it met Ms. Vagina?

It's gonna' blow.

What did the penis say to the hot, wet mouth?




American Idol

What do you get when you leave your AMC Pacer running with nobody in it?


Hair Plugs

What are advertisements for follicle rejuvenation therapies?


Never on a Sunday.

what is the one day of the week i really hate working?

four score and seven years ago

What did the 87-year-old answer when asked about his birthday?

Good ideas should be encouraged.

what do I think when my wife brings up having sex more than once a day?

the caramilk secret

What makes little Escorts grow up into Crown Vics?

A good blowjob is the answer.

what is always the right question?

potash and kindling

What's another way to describe the result of a young woody getting all hot and bothered?

Stick it in, stick it in!

What does every man fantasize every woman saying to him?


“You’re dead meat!”

What did the vagina say to the penis when it went flacid?

Making up is half the fun.

What did one Queen say to the other in the Ladies room?


It isn’t in here.

What did the young man say to his inexperienced lover when she reached into his shirt pocket?

Spread 'em wide.

What is rule #3 in "How to Make the Best of Your Arrest"

They are always stuck inside the same hole.

Why do warn people Super Glue can be dangerous if one's not careful?

Soft and smooth.

What is a freshly shaved pussy?


It goes in hard and dry and comes out soft and wet.

What is cereal? :)

probing and pulsing

what is your cock?


trembles when tweaked

What are "Kibbles and Bits" or is that "Nipples and Clits"? :D

Crunchy on the outside ...

what is creamy on the inside?



looks soft b4.......

What preceeds foreplay?

Creampies

what are things that get eaten?


gobstoppers








pm DB?

What are corks and condoms? :D

(Got your PM ... got my reply? :D)

Twinkies

what is a cream-filled pie?



nut stuffed

What is a chipmunk?

Back end up

what is a great position for sex?





slap and tickle

What is Lilith's idea of "stick" and "carrot?"

Sparkle and shine ...

What is the brand name of the latest chemical hair remover?

Stiff and hot...

What is a "Spicey Slim Jim?"

The calm before the storm.