How would I describe the best sex I've ever had?





The Stanley Cup

What did Stanley have to wear when playing football?

Low bridge ahead ...

What did figuring out what the sign said as your drove under the bridge and left the top of your car on the side you entered from?

YIKES!

What did the "Young Indian Kiltmakers Encouragement Society" use as it's acronym?

Taxes

what does the government waste on the wrong things?

heck of a day

When things go right or things go wrong, what's a good common answer? :D

Cigarettes and whiskey and wild, wild women ...

What was my life many years ago?


Perhaps next time.

:( Story of my life.




:D :D JK


Happy days are here again!

What do we all hope for but don’t expect?


With the left hand.

When his right hand was hurt, how did he masturbate?

Going for a ride.

What did she say she was about to do, as she smiled in anticipation?


Been there. Done that.

What did the shy young man hear when he first went to see a prostitute?

Hail, hail, the gang's all here.

What did the stranded lady hear from the Hell's Angels gang just before...



Maybe, maybe not.

What is the procrastinator's idea of a definite answer?

Pass the salt.

What do you do a few hours after eating too much salt?


The one and only.

What is a good description of Lilith?






Too Good to Be True

What's a good description of SS? ;)

Jack and Jill ...

Who found better things to do up on that hill besides fetching a damned pail of water??



Little Boy Blue

Little Boy Blue really preferred it when his horn was blown. :rolleyes:

Hi diddle diddle

What do most Pixie's men do as they perv at the women's pics??




The Stanley Cup

What was Stanley looking for as he suited up for the football game?

What's for dinner?

what question is asked far too often in my house?

frankie fingers

What did Mrs. Frankie feel when she bent over?

The long and the short of it.

What did she call it when the ape man and the midget did a double penetration number on her?

and your next "answer" db???

:D :D Continuing where I left off ....

What did the Master say to his slave when he returned?



Not now Dear.

What did the husband say to the wife who remembered a phone call she wanted to make right in the middle of their lovemaking?

Let your fingers do the walking ...

What did the yellow pages agent ay to her client when she was trying to sell him ad space?

forever and for always

Who is my wife?


This won't hurt much.

What did the spider say to the fly?

Things go better with Coke.

What do the crack heads say?


One for the road.

what does it sometimes take before I leave home for work? LOL

2 down, 3 to go

What's meant by 40%?

Don't confuse me with facts.

What do Politicians say?


Lazy. Lazy. Lazy.

What, respectively, did the turtle say to the snail; the rabbit to the turtle, and the cheetah to the rabbit when they finished the race?

Hamburger, fries and a Coke, please.

What will I hear most if I lose my current job?

________


Planes, Trains, and Automobiles.

what forms of transportation would I use to get me to some hot sex?


hello, how are ya? I'm arnold horshack! He he he

What is the one line guaranteed NOT to get you laid?

Millions for defense, but not one cent for tribute.

What is the Dallas Cowboys player wages budget?

A steel rule and a bag of marshmallows