What did he say after, "I did the flicking and then the licking?"

Your turn.

What did the tag team bang fest member say to his team member after the Viagra wore off?

...so are the days of our lives.

When the young lover commented how beautiful he thought their lovemaking had been, what was her reply?

Vidi, Vinci, Veni
(I saw, I conquered, I came)

What did Julius Caesar say about his conquest of Gaul?


The thing speaks for itself.

What does my answering machine do?

Rich and creamy

How would you describe the owner of Borden's Milk Factory?

Soft and tender ..

what is a romantic night at home

chocoholic

What are many Pixies ladies?


Lots of makeup.

what is not necessary for beauty?

milk duds

What do you call ineffective dairy explosives?


Extravagant claims.

What is the EU saying about Microsoft?

The wet spot.

what is the best spot to create?

jumpin jehosephat!

What did the other checkers player do to beat jehosephat?

A mirror finish.

What did I mess up when I had sex on my car hood?

A big bore engine

What is a big dildo with a vibrator?

Send in the clowns

What does one do when you want WildIrish to leave the building?

Smiley face

What do you NOT see these days in the Bush Administration?


Flows like oil.

WHat does blood do through my veins?

Lackluster response.

What do I get from my wife?


Blame it on me.

Name one standard response to a problem.

Click here.

What was the theme of the "Confidence Building Seminar?"

Only you

Who can prevent forest fires?


Best of the best.

who is my wife?

hundreds came to see it

What happened when my children offered to help?

Unrequited love.

what do some people believe to be a fairy tale?


rocky 5000

What is the typical way to describe Illinois roads by the mile?

dicksbro,

I'll supply the answer.



In broad daylight.

Thanks jseal.

When should a person sleep who's been up all night having sex?

The tunnel of love

Name one dark, damp place that is nice to visit.

Better living through chemistry.

What is the claim of the street drug trade?


Forever yours.

How did Herpes sign the card he sent.



Ten o'clock.

When do they roll up the sidewalks in Toledo, Ohio?



Final four.

What will they be announcing on American Idol in 5 more weeks?


Two lumps, please

what did the transvestite ask her plastic surgoen

Dr. Feelgood

What did the nympho ask her obstetrician to do to her?


General admission.

What slogan did the senior protitute have on her business card?

It's Howdy Dowdy time!

What is the sewer workers creed?

maximum protection

What does an inch thick condom provide?


Soft and silky.

What did the penis say to the lube?

Sex is better than logic.

What was it the ancient Greeks found out that caused a major change in their society?


It felt like a roller coaster ride.