What can be used to restrain the aggressor ... or ... er ... aggress the restrainer? :rolleyes:

shoes and socks

What are the first things most people take off before going to bed?





campaign reform

What is a clever tool to give an incumbent an advantage it can't buy?

Maiden form

What did the chastity belt ad theme focus on?

Never on Sunday.

What is one of the seven most common excuses not to have sex?




The Michelin Man

What did I see in the mirror?

Buffalo Riders

Whom did I invite over for tremendous amounts of shagging this evening?

The spot behind my knee.

What is the only scrap of virginal flesh on your body?

Eyes Forward.

Where do I try to look when my hot coworker walks in, and fail?

(Excellent question, jseal, by the way--you made me giggle.)

Well....that's certainly different.

What did the new guy say when he realized that everyone was nude?

Your fly is open.

What will you never hear said in a men's rest room?

My ding-a-ling.

how does my wife refer to me when introducing me to her friends?

silly love songs

What doesn't the guy want to sing when she's administering fellatio?

Chocolate ice cream.

Name one dessert that contains absolutely nothing bad for you. :D

The court of world opinion.

What is even less relevant than national courts?


A big fan.

Name one item essential for a pub that serves beer and pickles eggs.

Come the revolution.

What happens when you start something spinning?

You were there.

What did his wife say when she suspected he was with another woman?




Mr. Wizard

Who did Mrs. Wizard marry?

Buffalo breath.

What is too strong ever for extra-strength Certs?




Shamrock Shake

What does an earthquake in Ireland do?


Slippery when wet.

What was the reason given for using the lube?

Shoot for the stars.

What does a Hollywood gunman do?

Hang Ten.

what did the sheriff used to say on mass hanging day in the old west?

honey on toast

What is one of my fantasies about how I could take my Honey?

Gorgeous Slave Driver.

what would make me submit easily?

hell on wheels

What is teaching your children how to ride a two-wheeler?


Three Amigos.

What was parked in Joe Isuzu's garage?

Arsenic and old lace

what did they dress a cheating lover in to poison them in the old days?

happy happy joy joy

What is serving my Mistress well?


New cells.

what happens after sex when new life is created?

hogwash

What cleaned the hogs?


State of the art.

what is hanging on the wall of my house? thanks for asking


killer cornflakes

What did the Killer have for breakfast?


Next Big Thing.

What did they call it when Big Bird got an erection?

Strawberry blond

What did John, Paul, Heorge, and Rongo find in those Strawberry fields?



8 Mile.

What just reminded me of home?




Motown

What was the nickname given to Detroit (Motor City)?


Wicked and Sinful.

What's another way of saying "fun?" ;)

Two bags full.

What was the result of taking two old hags out to lunch?




How Sweet it is........