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Current tally... 29

^^^tally wacker tally LMAO

17 and a half! :D

'and a half'?!? double you tee eff??

And an even 30.

I'm taking half a point for walking around hard all day! I think I've earned it. lmfao

The local gay weekly had an article on Masturbation Month and included some fast facts:

-Animals observed jerking off in captivity include chimps and bonobos, our closest relatives, as well as dolphins and porcupines
-Elephants have been observed using their trunks to get off (I AM JEALOUS!)
-Vibrators were originally invented to treat hysteria
-According to ancient Greek myth, the god Hermes invented masturbation

I'm probably at about 30 for the month and I'm up for another session right about now. ;)

LOL Kim...our founder once gave me a video of chimps whacking off taken while on a vacation :p

Obviously they didn't quite think it through enough. The batteries that run said vibrators CREATE hysteria at the time when treatment is needed the most! :rolleyes2


Um...so I hear. :D

Do you still have that vid? It's for, um, WI. Yesssss, that's right. WildIrish wants to see it.

There's no doubt in my mind. :p

lol I'll have to look... it was a million years ago

i think i see a frenzie of forwarded emails looming :D

42...

Belial?

31 for me so far :D

once. :( But it's been a hectic month. :)

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I think you need help ;)

:hump: :d:

Hahahaha... I knew I would catch you!!!

I don't know if I should celebrate or be ashamed of myself... hmm... tough call
:boobs:

I thought PF was the resident "wacking off monkey" fan. :confused:










Oh wait, he prefers "flying monkeys". Sorry...my bad. :D

Celebrate! When PF told me about this thread when I was computerless, I assumed a guy would be in the lead. Let's celebrate rampant female masturbation! Go Kaelynn!!! WOOT!

20 :D


Remind me to never beat someone to death with my keyboard.

33 for me

21

34

:corn:


22 :D

28, about to start on 29

God I'm ashamed of myself.... 46...

having difficulty typing with one hand, but Kaelynn's set the bar high, so I gotta catch up!

29 and 30 done. feeling highly motivated today :D

Don't forget to take your half hour break Cindy... ;) :hug:

That's why I'm surfing Pixies...rest, regroup, and come up with some new fantasies. :D

Should I be concerned that my roomie is so....so....energetic? lol :dizzy:

When she stops to take a break...she's gonna be pretty hungry! :grin:

*watching this thread with great interest*


Has anyone set up a lottery yet? Who's the current lead? *pervy snicker*

Lol, I think my roomie is in the lead so far....I don't know whether to be concerned or in awe, lol. :eek:

i'm pretty sure i'm going backwards now :p

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42

I'm still pretty sure I'm winning this comp, but I've not been keeping a strict count.

Oh well, I never was the competitive sort.