A Really Big Rolling Stone Gathers a lot of stuff on it's way down ... people included if they get in the way. :(

Remember that in many porn movies, the hero gets the girl in the end.

Top or bottom end, that is the question.

Do dentists recommend biting the sugar-free bullet?

Or, do they recommend Fluoride treated ones?

If you don't look a gift horse in the mouth, how are you to tell if there's a bunch of Greeks in there?

^^^ :roflmao:

Something that doesn't need twisting:

No good deed goes unpunished.

Everyone is entitled to his/her own opinion. But an opinion without 3.14 is just an onion.

A watched clock never boils.

A hand in a bush is better than two birds.

This, too, shall pass through your bowels.

The consequences of leaving things in too long:
Burnt Pizza
Frozen Beer
Pregnant Girlfriend

It's always darkest in a sealed oubliette, with no candles, torches, or electric light.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but the opposite is also true.