I really hate ice cream!

I'm wide awake

I never have any fun at Pixies.

My root canal last month was even cooler than I expected it to be!

I love a long night staying up with a barfy kid.

my kids are totally normal...not weird at all

i hope the virus lil's kiddo had spreads to the rest of the family.

OMG! Me too!!!! Especially since I don't have court in the morning!:line:

I definitely need a little more stress in my life right now.

I've never let my tongue wander just a little too far south on Mrs. WI during oral sex.

I love it when the wife and both kids have colds like they do now. Helps me to sleep so well when I hear snoring coming from all three of them.

I'm so glad I'm not lounging at the beach with a cabana boy

I'm not sitting here, eating Sour Patch Watermelons, Lil. :D

I'm not craving those not eaten candies.

(OMG, LMAO!)

(psst. I'll save 'ya some, if you come help me load a truck. :D )


I'm a HUGE fan of filing.