What was the zealous dildo salesperson carrying?

Hop, skip and a jump

what would I do to surprise me wife when jumping into bed with her?


sex drugs and rock & roll

What is twelve of something??Or is that a dozen? or is that 1/12th of a gross?? I'm so sorry I even started to answer this one.....

Smoke Stack

What do you form when the smoke gets too thick to see through?

Pin cushion

WHat's the first thing a nurse in training should practice on?

Fourth of June

what happens when someone is drunk and celebrates 4th of july a month early??

hi lilli hi lo

What were the choreographic instructions giving to Lilli when filming the sex scene?

HAVE GUN, WILL TRAVEL

what is a "loaded" question? (I know - that was horrible)

beavis and butthead

Who are the leading candidates for President of the United States?

contains flammable gas under pressure

What's the biggest risk of eating too many Mexican beans?

Save the last dance for me

What is said as you pass out from a very drunken evening.


Holy smokes Batman

what is said every time the tobacco tax is raised?

bite me boing boing

What did the kangaroo say to an obnoxious wallaby?

Up yours.

Where is the last place you would expect to find a hot poker? :p

Mirror, mirror on the wall

sorry - gotta go obvious....

who's the fairest of them all???

must've been fun

What did the person say after waking up in the middle of a room full of naked sleeping people?

Buy two, get one free.

Why did Lilith and Love Diva grab Lixy chick before heading for the Vibe store?


Crabs on the rocks

What might you sometime call the result of drunken sex?

Finished first

What is the motto of the Premature Ejaculation Society?


"Not on my watch!"

What you say to an elephant before he sits.

Surely you jest.

What did Clint Eastwood say when he was asked to become a stand-up comedian.

Would you repeat that?

What do women say when guys cum too quickly?

shave and a haircut

What techniques are often used on the lower and upper ends of the body respectively?

Get naked ... now!

What did my dom say to me?

Weapons of Mass Destruction.

What is another term for chili and beer.

Peace in our time.

What's the best way to describe those quiet moments following passionate sex?

Elementary my dear Watson

What quote cannot be found in Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's Sherlock
Holmes stories?

A moving violation.

What is sex on a bus?

A pearly puddle.

What forms when it rains at the entrance to Heaven?

Identity Theft.

What Mr. Hyde does to Dr. Jekyll.

Hey diddle diddle.

What was Widdle and Fiddle Diddle's first child named?

The cow jumped over the moon

Name the event that sparked the space race.

E pluribus unum

What is a noble ideal?

The NFL.

What championship will the Detroit Lions never win?





Mrs. Butterworth and the Jolly Green Giant

What two product icons were secretly having a sexual relationship?

The die is cast ...

What cube is made of iron?


More than three.

how many is more than a crowd?




Trojan Horse

Who is to blame when the condom is too large?

A chicken in every pot.

What is the Chick-Fil-A motto.

Lighten the load

What's another term for masturbation?



handcuffs and blindfolds