WHat did jelly tell peanut butter?

Like fleas on a dog

what did an ex-girlfriend liken me to when I could not come up with my share of the rent?

"Sweet, Neat and Totally Complete"

How would you describe your last lovemaking session?

OMG, it's going to happen!

what is, YES! I got Conan tickets in Toronto? WOOHOO!!!

amazingly enough

What is a phrase that means absolutely nothing in proper English?

Fuck me now

what is the best invitation I have ever had????

holy crabcakes batman!

What would Robin say if Gotham City was in Maryland?


2 fingers and a smile

OMG ... this is terrible ...

What did the frostbite victim show after reconstructive surgery?

(Sorry, the devil made me do it. :D)



I love my country!

Geez.... that is cold, DB.... accurate, but cold... LOL

What does G.W. howl when he is making love to the First Lady?


Chinese water torture

What did the environmentalist call the Chinese use of the Yantze River?

Gentlement, start your engines.

What phrase gives a NASCAR fan a hard-on?



She meant NOTHING to me.

what is every guy's defence at geeting caught?


slip slidin' away

What happens when too much lubricant is used?

Little darlin'

What is a common term of endearment in the south?

My butt is sore!

What do you say the morning after blacking out drunk in a gay biker bar.



Brilliant!

What would one say after looking at Tess' stellar diamond?

Fabulous!

What's another name for osuche?

Love's first kiss ...

What is one of the many things in the world that defy description?

CV joints

When the words ran together, what did, "See the joints," sound like?

Popcorn! Peanuts! Crackerjacks!

What are DB's favorite foods at the movies?

Lollipop

What's good to use to practice on when trying to pervect your bj technique?



Lunatic Fringe

What's that stuff that hangs down from wild new bedspreads?

How about something to eat?

What did I ask my SO before bedtime last night?

Phone book

What would be a good source for wrong numbers?

Good to the last drop.

What was written on the fuselage of the Enola Gay?

ein hole a gay

What is said in a german porn shop.

play ball

What the young lady said when she first saw his bat and balls. :)

Blue light special

what is a sex special in aisle 13 at kmart?

hit me with your best shot

What is the translated title of the hottest Bukkake Film in Japan?

"so, a needle pulling thread..."

What is the wrong way to pierce your nipple. :(

and in the darkness bind them

What is the twelfth chapter in the Night Vision Goggles manual for combat dedicated to?

”Slowly I turn, step by step”…..

what is what happens to me before I step on toes in dance class?


jello pudding pops

What is an orgasm on a stick?

repeat application on stubborn stains

What was Linda Tripp's friendly wash day tip to Monica Lewinsky?

rain, seet or snow

What are three things not appreciated when sunbathing?

I'm hungry for sex.

What is something you will never hear the cookie monster say?

Home and garden party

What is it when the house just isn't big enough?

Love Potion # 9

What is a strawberry daiquiri?

Surgeon Generals warning

What does pixies need for PF?

Panties full of posies

What did Dorothy wake up with when she fell asleep in the poppy field???


6 in one hand , 1/2 a dozen in the other