What did the penis say when it saw the panties come off?

All aboard.

What is said with a lady spread eagle on the bed.

Good to the last drop.

what is the outcome of the best blow job you've ever received?

jumpin' jehosephat! (sp?)

What did Zorro, the Gay Blade, do when he saw Jehoshaphat laying on his tummy with his butt stuck up in the air?

The man from La Mancha

After a stong wind blew some letters from the Marquee...What did the sign outside the gay bar proclaim of the new starring act?

"mirror, mirror, on the wall...."

What did they do with the mirrored ceiling when the earthquake tipped the house on it's side?

Peter Piper picked a peck...

What are pickeled peckers? (or is that just a 30% saline solution in his cock pumping cylinder??)

Not too hot, Not too cold, ....

How would you describe vaginal temperatures during penetration?

Monkey sees as monkey does ...

How does a circle jerk get started?

Woman who needs a neck massage

who is someone who should come over here


the baker, the butcher and the candle stick maker

Which three men have I *never* kissed?

Green eggs and ham.

What did breakfast look like when they let the eggs sit while they went and slaughtered the pig?

Jumping Jehoshaphat.

what do you get when you give Jehoshaphat a goose?

see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil.

What is Osuche's mantra?

Friends with benefits...

Who are sex professionals offering two for one specials?

Sex in a subway ...

...what is something I've never tried but wanted to?

Look deeply into my eyes

what is a way to get totally lost in ecstasy?

flashing your boss

What is a way to get fired...or propositioned?

Licking your lips

What is the best way to savor this mornings sexual experience throughout the day?

A pogo stick.

When he said, "We've met then enemy and they is us!", what was he carrying?

OMG! I"m going to cum ... NOW!

what is a phrase not said often enough???

that was fantastic

What's a nice thing to say after making love to someone?

Mama mia, that's one spicey meatball!

what is the result of sticking your testicles in a jar of Jalapeno brine?

taco salad

What goes good with a frosty cold Corona?

Swiss bank accounts

what is something I wish I had enough money to worry about?

arc de triomphe

What was the grown-up equivalent of an erector set construction project called?

Give me liberty ...

If a peinis in a speedo could talk what would be it's first words?

Lust in translation.

What is a sexual encounter between an American boy and an Italian woman?

Nutty as a fruitcake

What's the perfect compliment for comedians just completing their routine?

Where's the exit?

What is the proper inquiry during a fire drill?

Got it in one

What did the blind man say excitedly when he made love to his bride for the first time?

Double your pleasure; double your fun ...

What's a guy's respons when asked if he wants to have sex witht he Wrigley's twins?

Lick the lollipop

I feeeeeel Good! HitMe! ugggh.
 

What was going to be the follow up hit to James Brown's "Lickin' Stick"?

Meat Popsicle

What product did Oscar Meyer come up with to compete with Popsicles?

She'll be comin' around the mountain ...

She'll be comin' around the mountain ... soon, I hope

WOman on a mission...

what is osuche doing to replace her credit cards?? :(

pissed off at the world

How does Saddam Hussein act?

Tents and huts

Where were the first brothels of the American West housed?

big meaty and bouncy

what are testicles or boobs?

demure

What did it sound like when the gang member told his buddy, "Then you are" in response to the question, "Who's it?"

I'll miss you if you go away ...