what do people do when they are trying to sort out a difficult situation?

hell or high water

What along with "in her mouth" "all over her tits" and "accidently in your trousers" is a way to come?

A doggie "Lipstick"

What is it most young female dogs want from their owners, but almost never get?

Tiger paws.

What phrase did Roy's tiger mistake for "Tiger!, Pause!"?

Mauled

what is what happens to a guy when his woman is rarin' to go?

red licorice

What can be used as a tasty rope in bondage games?

Soul music.

What would be a good description of church music?



Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World

What's Gary Larson's Dom fantasy?


Jury of your peers

A jury of my peers? OMG ... what is meant by "sincere sympathy?" :D :D

Home is where the heart is.

What is where you find many are yearning for.

Piece of mind

What do you look for when you feel like you've lost yours? :D

Baby, it's cold outside. :(

In December in NY, At 4am in a sleazy cold motel room, what is the reason most often given for a guy not wanting to have his cock taken from a warm mouth who's owners jaw is aching?

Trim and fit.

Mama mia! What a boner?

Shave and a haircut, two bits.

In the Porno industry, What do the pubic hairstylists call doing a man's cut rather than a ladies cut?

"binomial curious"

What is minimal interest in the bi-sexual lifestyle called?

"Gentlemen, start your engines!"

What is the call that starts the Indianaopolis Dildo Vibrator 500?
"them's some slick machines!"

Girly Goo

what is the crap on my counter that only my wife knows what to do with???

sleigh ride

What do you call it when you've "over-lubed?"

Jingle bells

What is it when men do aerobics and don't wear a jock-strap?



White Christmas

What do you call it when the man climax's on December 25th?

mistletoe

Underneath what is the best place in the whole wide world to take out your penis?

EggNog and Head bob

a fun christmass eve


time on your hands and nothing to do

What's the chief motivation for visiting Pixies?

Wearing nothing but a smile

What do many Pixies have on in their pictures?


sears catalog

Where do you go for trusty Craftsman hardware to satisfy your dark desire to experience the softer side of Sears?

The Underwear Taste Test

How does PantyFanatic grade women?







Long Distance Love Affair

what is torture on the heart?

one night stand

WHat do I have on my side of the bed?

Nothing but a horn.

How does a unicorn respond to "What's on your mind?"

Chili dog with cheese

WHat is a Cincinnatian's fastest method to achieve a heart attack?

Just a stick of gum

What does it take to get the cum taste out of your mouth?


The Red Baron

what did mistress call my trussed up cock before it became "Blue Beard"?

the frozen food section of your grocers

Where is the best place to keep your corn dog hard?


Poppin' Fresh

what is my cock's constant reaction to the beautiful and sexy women who post here?

ho ho ho green giant

what become of 3 destitue urban amazons?

high fructose corn syrup

What do you get when you mix marijuana and fructose corn syrup?


The Pit of Despair

What is another name for the landscaping in my back yard?

Pickles and ice cream.

what's the most accurate pregnancy test kit?


Foreign affairs

What do you call trans-border sexual liaisons?

Kiss and tell

what do gossip rags pay big money for?

up and at em