what do guys say when they come home drunk and their wives kick them out?

body and soul

What two words describe your addiction level to Pixies?

Fantasy Island

What is the place where I could be alone with ALL the pixie's ladies?

the plane boss the plane

What is an autopilot?

Sugar and fat free.

what is sex?

yeah baby!

What is a guys standard reaction to any hint sex may be in the plans?

Is is bedtime yet?

what do you say when you've had a truly horrible day?

kicking n screaming

What is one possible reaction to excessive tickling?

going up

video clue
 

What do elevator operators call their on the job intimate relationships?

Name the common expression pictured here...

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What is a fruit roll-up?


Devil in the blue dress

What's my nickname in chat? ha ha

Sore nuts

What are jock straps designed to prevent?

true blue friend

What you find when a friend isn't breathing.

finger licking good

Just exactly how and where does a good Dom lets her sub lick next after she tires of having her toes and ass licked good?

Corpulent twat

What is the past tense for obese twit?

Luscious lush

What is a drunk beautiful lady.

Lust or love

what is the choice between a short term and a long term relationship?

boats and oceans

What are two things you should avoid if you get seasick?

from the chandelier

where is a cool place to hang from during erotic sex?

bearskin rugs and a fireplace

Video Clue
 

What does a libidinous interior decorator insist that all home are decorated with?

It is often called the "ass hole" of the planet.

What is another term for worldly crap?

Sunrise ... Sunset.

Did someone start singing Fiddler on the Roof?

jokers wild

what is a game preserve?

Scent of a woman

what is the most beautiful scent on earth?

ooooh-ahhhhh

What were part of the lyrics from the song, "Purple People Eater?" Oooo ... eeee ... OOOOH-AHHHH ahhhh, etc.

Excuse me ....

why? did you fart?

jambalaya

What did they say when they were asked what balaya jam is?

Tootie Fruitie

What do bigots call a gay trumpet player?

Covering on average 12cm it is the largest opening on the human body.

What is a pleasant place to visit on the human body.

chocolate covered cherries

What are sweets for my sweety's sweetness?

Honey ... are you busy right now?

What is said when DB is horny?

Coming of age

Old enough to Bleed....
 

What is 11,12,13 &14 in the states of Kentucky, West Virgina, Arkansas and Mississippi respectivly?

The Breeder Cup

What is awarded to all the Pixies member.

More than a hand full.

What happens when you don't get taken care of for a while?

Sunday funnies.

wanna get high?
 

What is late saturday night sex on Nitrous Oxide?

Coal Furnace

What you have when you lady is extremely hot for you?

sticky fingers

What has both Bitch and Brown Sugar?

Gin and Vermouth

What are two of the major food group .... supplements? :)

Tales of the sea.

What sort of story is bound to contain graphic detail of both Seamen and Semen.

With a Halliard and a Mainsheet

What are nautical rope terms that could be used in some sexual games?

Tightrope walker