What organization do Lilith's dungeon visitors long to join?

What's for dinner?

What is the question most asked by person with an "oral fixation"?

A Raw Bar

What test do law students who can only speak in curses have to pass?


You're gonna shoot your eye out!

What is said to Ralphie in "A Christmas Story" when he asks Santa for a Red Rider BB Gun for Christmas?

Neo

If you are going to be in a phyte what is the best opponent to draw?

Smooth operator

What do you call a freshly shaven phone company information clerk?

First and ten.

What were the rates for services at the local brothel?
first (base) ten bucks,second base 40 bucks etc......

Jump on the pigskin

What did the redneck farmer say his favorite activity was?



Playing hide and seek

What do you tell the kids go outside and play so you any your spouse can play the inside the house adult version of hide and seek?

Nose bleed seats

what are seats that make you say, "I could have sat closer in my living room?"

chocolate milk shake

What do all the boys at the Omega Psi Phi Fraternity hope for when they host a dance at the house??

step show

What turns on the escalator repair man?

bundle of joy

How do bondage aficionados refer to their subs??

All wrapped up.

What do bondage aficiondos refer to their hobbies.

living dream

what is my wife?

love potion #9

What is the potion made by two lovers in heat.

deep dish

what is an awesome pizza (just cause I'm hungry right now)

blow it out your ass

What is a game of lighting your farts called?

blow job

what is every mans dream?

sit on it

What is every womans dream.

down and out

What might be the reality.

open ended

What is sex between two versatile gays?

Two dominants and a submissive.

What led to the song, "Torn Between Two Lovers?"

Westward Ho the Wagons

What sort of 'Ho conducts her biz in the back of a van near the Hudson River???

a Lotus

What did the car fancier wish for?

Mighty Mouse.

How do I describe my unusually small flacid penis?

BiPolar bear

What is a pussy called in the winter????


Candlehead.

What do you buy at the sex shop?

heads up

What happens when a guy gets an erection?

Heads or tails?

Do you want a blow job or hot sex?

mustard and relish

What is asked when you have an erection?

keep the change

What the cheap patron said to the prostitute?

It's time for dinner.

What is asked when you have a naked lady lieing in front of you?

eat up

What is the answer you hope for when the lady in front of you is naked and you ask what she'd like from you?

Yummy, yummy, yummy!

What a nice wet pussy brings from a man's lips?

heavenly

What does the man think about when he encounters a nice, wet pussy?

Delightful

What a man thinks when a gorgeous lady is with him?

chocolate sauce

what is good on ice cream or a sexual partner?

killing me softly

What a guy thinks as he is pressed deeply into a big set of breasts?


does this make me look big

What did the under endowed guy say about the magnifying glass?

Baby, it's cold outside.