After a periond of breif rest,What did the group of young men who had just came in to a large sum of money say to the Madam of the House?

The World Series

what do you call a bunch of overpaid men chasing a ball to win a trophy?

windshield washer fluid

What makes for a Squeeky Clean Enema?

Wash,Wax and shine

What are 3 things a very talented fellatrix can do?


yes sir, yes sir, 3 bags full

What did the little boy say when the man asked him if he wanted a Halloween treat?

And he huffed and he puffed.

What is my husband doing when he is ramming me?


Tweedledee and tweedledum

Who are the maintenance guys for our building?

Cherry pie

What is better smeared with whip cream?


Big rolling bubbles.

What's the bathtub version of the Blazing Saddles campfire scene called?

Hot Chocolate with marshmallows

What is the perfect treat after building a snowman?


Cum one cum all

What is the oath that a sex therapist must take instead of, or in addition to, the Hippocratic oath?

Thermoset and exothrem reactions

Say what?

blowjobs and fast food

What is what you hear from those damn fastfood speakers.

secret sauce

what is something you eat but would NEVER want to know what it's made of?

jello, pudding and bill cosby

What grocery store ploy didn't work ... "I'll have the Jello, the pudding and would you bill Crosby?" :(

Slippin' and a slidin'.

what do astronauts expect to happen, when they put astroglide on their helmets as they are about to enter a black hole in space?


The Force

What most people feel when they have sex.

A nerd

What is a backwards dren?

She'll be comin' around the mountain when she comes.

What most women did while riding John Holmes.

Teenie weenie yellow polka dot bikini

What looks like a diaper next to a thong?? and if was so teenie-weenie how could they ever have enough space for polka dots???

String and band-aids

What some of these new bikinis are made of.

Stick figure

What are all the young actresses trying to emulate?

Creamy

What is how all the Pixies ladies look to us Pixies guys.

Adorable

What are my first thoughts when I look at the ladies picture threads?

horny

What do I get when I look at the ladies picture threads?

engorged

What happens to my male member when I look at the ladies picture threads?

Excitement

What happens to my male member after spending some time looking at the ladies picture threads?

What is Musicman forgot to put an answer?

sweatie

what happens when I get all nervous after making a mistake and getting caught at it....

oral sex in public

What is the advantage of having an easily concealable organ? :D

Tranquility base.

What would Ozzy Osbourne never name his house?

Michael Schumaker's helmet

What did Michael call the head of his penis?

Will it play in Peoria?

What was said of the fallen superstar athlete who amassed a fortune in debt?

Retired from fatigue

what is how I feel after this past weekend?

bicycle race

When the cars and motorcycles break down, what's next?

Yankee Doodle Dandy

What is how a satisfied lady feels.

fireworks

If you are troubled by frenquent unwanted sexual advances from Frankenstein, what "works" to get him to leave?

a real short fuse

What is the effect of lots of direct stimulation of the guy?

7th Inning Stretch

If HILLERICH & BRADSBY CO. made a cock pump what would the flagship model be called?

Good wood on it!

What does a fire need when it's dying down?

The escape club