I like the part where we get all these requests for money from millionaires who want to start looting the government piggy banks for their own benefit.

I'm not taking Christmas vacation this year.

I guess it's about time to get my greens out for St. Paddy's Day. :irish:

The World Wide Web wont last much longer.

I understand that the world has decided to rid all weapons from the planet to promote more fistfights and scratching.

^^^ That ^^^ will result in many more deaths!

I think we're all going swimming today. It's only -3F right now. A brisk swim might feel good. :yikes:

Yeah, I"m always up for a polar bear swim!

5F and 2AM ... I think I'll go out for a jog around the block in my new jogging shorts.

I just returned from my morning run.

I understand Lilith was just confirmed as our new Secretary of Sex in the new Department of Conjugal Bliss. :boink:

I think the World Wide Web is just a passing fad.

The sky is falling.

The last few days have been calm and relaxing here.

With the snow and low temperatures, this looks like a good day for a picnic in the park.