Who's on First?




George Bush and Saddam Hussein

Who are 2 of the 3 stooges?


Gary Coleman and Larry Flynt

what are a short little fuck and a crippled asshole?

crispy on the outside and creamy on the inside.

What is an igloo to a polar bear?

Open invitation.

What is something my wife has to give me oral anytime she likes? :D

Running of the bulls

What's another way of referring to a diarrhetic steer?

A rose by any other name is still a rose.

There is Arroz in Spanish Harlem....
 

What is Spanish for "I am sick and tired of eating rice"?

Like a Sunday in "TJ"

What you have at Baskin Robbins.


maple syrup

what is something gooey and sticky?

popping pills

what is a nickname for viagra?

wool pants

What two things often came together for stereotypical sheep farmers.

Fall fun.

What is jumping out of an airplane?

Gatorade and horseradish

What do the anally fixated call "squating for apples"?

costumes and treats

what is a creative sex life?

hell or high water?

What is difference between a low simmer or a big flood when it comes to lovemaking?

Trail mix.

what do you get when you meet another couple for group sex while out hiking?

cotton candy and soft ice cream

What are two non-sexual sweets that could be easily used together with a live, sexual sweetie?

Popcorn and TV.

what are a perfect combination?

hawaii 5-0 and beverly hillbillies

What are two old shows ... one of which featured a sexy gal?

Lara Croft and Harrison Ford.

What are both whip smart and two boobs at the same time?

The arc of the covenent

What is it, without which, Indiana Jones may never have gotten further than Turkey Run hunting arrowheads (a Park in northwestern Indiana)?

A tisket, a tasket, a little yellow basket.

What are the effects of jaundice on a man's genitals?


"he ain't heavy..."

What's the lead-in to the sentence, "He ain't heavy, he's waistline impaired?"

Save the last dance for me.

that's nice DB but you're not my type....LOL

What is what you say to your wife on your wedding night?

jules verne

LOL@musicman. Whew!

Wasn't he the author of the story about the "Naughty Pus?"

Mike Hammer

What is either a "hard nosed dick" or the host of some home improvement show on cable?

Smother thighs

What don't you need your head to be caught between if you're already short of breath and having a hard time breathing? :D

Earth Angel

Who is the current reigning Queen of the Mud Wrestling circuit?

Down and Dirty.

what do I like to get when I'm frisky?

hot and heavy

What is an iron skillet right off the stove?

Good ol' days

How my Grandpa described the horrors of World War II, the famine and poverty of the Great Depression, the misery of the Dust Bowl days, the lack of modern convenience, the substandard health care.... (funny thing is, he had it right!)


AM radio

What is the frequency for static lovers, Kenneth?

licks and frets

what is gene simmons doing to his bass onstage?

pickles and ice cream

What are 'hers' and 'his' food substitutes?

Take me home, country roads.

What is "Fuck, I am lost?"



Inny and Outty

How did the kindergarten teacher explain sex to her children?

Thinkgs go better with Coke.

what was the official motto of New York City's Studio 54?

Nose to the grindstone

What new game has Lilith developed for the dungeon?

When you care enough to send the very best.

What did God say about the firemen and police officers on 911?



Let's just hit the high spots

What did the goofy pilot say to his scared passenger?

Bring us another round.