What is the autobiography of a soy bean?




Night Moves

What do you call changing channels to find a late night show worth watching?

Sleep soundly

what do you call something I wishI could do?

peanut brittle

What characteristic does a ceramic Charlie Brown show if dropped on a hard floor?

Danish roll.

what are the naughty girls in Copenhagen who flaunt their bare "buns" looking for?

TheGrapes of Rath

What's in the fruit bowl and Mrs. Wrath's house?



Valley of the Dolls

Slang for barbiturates and other "downers"
 

Where did "Benny and the Jets " have their largest fan base?

Rubber Trees...and ants!

What are two ingredients in "Betty's Bouncing Bugs"?



Truth or Dare

what is the best description of Madonna's sex life?

heaven or hell

What's the description of my sex life?




The Lone Ranger and Tonto

Who rode Silver and who just watched?

Smile and be happy.

What are the instructions that the Horny MILF gave the boy recieving his first BlowJob?

Unemployment Figures

What often describes the very unattractive prostitute?

War and Peace

What do you have in marriage?

American Pie

did someone ask for a warm apple pie?

jumpin' jack flash

What do you call an antsy exhibitionist?

57 Varieties

The number of differant toys you find in most Pixies ladies dresser draws.


tooth and nail

how do we have to fight for full nudity when Leigh does a striptease pictorial?

bobbing for apples

What did the vampire want to do with Adam?

Pin the tail on the donkey.

What game would you not want to play nude?





Hurricane season

What is Miami's coach hoping for?

sore feet

what do I have after a day at work?

justin and britney

Who are two of the most annoying people in today's pop culture?




fudgecicles

What do you call a popscicle when it is used as a butt plug?

Not in months with "R's"

What you get when your spouse is frigid.

spread eagle

What's a good position to assume when you want to hint that you're interested in someone?

Mike Hammer

What's a good name for a man's tool?



Mr. Goodwrench

Who is Miss Goodwench's boyfriend?

I'd walk a mile for a Camel?

what is what I would do if I had a nicotine addiction???

bodacious ta tas

What is slang for "Golden Yabos or Sweater Mellons"?

a big Caboose

what is something you never tell a lady she has....

diet sprite

What is to real soda as coitus interruptus is to sex?


full body nassage

What would be wonderful foreplay?




The Agony of Defeat

What describes his feelings if he ejaculates prematurely?

The cat's in the cradle.

Where does an overly protective childless couple have their cat sleep?

."...Little boy blue and the man in the moon".

Who can Little Bo Peep list among those she's had sex with?



Jack and Jill

What two lovers do you associate with the phrase, "Well, well."

Cloudy and cool.

What is semen after it's been refrigerated?


Somewhere over the rainbow

Where do members of the 'Rainbow Coalition' congregate?



Bonnie and Clyde

Who are some pixies members who machine gun their replies?

Abbott and Costello