What's a dominatrix warming up?

Clouds

what are my eyes like during allergy season?

paperclips

which is the least likely of all the stationary supplies to be used by a professional dom?

Los Angeles and Chicago

what are 2 cities I've been to?

jello pudding pops

Who are the jello pudding moms married to?

Murder, She Wrote.

What television show will never go off the air?

Johnny Cash

my name is Sue.... how do you Do?
 

What country singer/songwriter just "cashed in" his chips?

spunk cocktail

what do you get when you jack off into a cup several times?

joan rivers

Name a plastic surgery experiement gone awry?

Kobe Bryant

What has the Japanese steer farmer recently re-named his #1 stud?

Police reports and mug shots.

what is in most professional athlete's biographies?

coffee and doughnuts

What is in the first lesson of things to know for new police recruits?

and your answer?

YO! Bro....
 

What is a "braincramp"?

The 1948 Plymouth Woodsided Wagon

Cheese personified!

potatoes and yams

what is a carbohydrate addict's dream?




web cam masturbation

What has recently surpassed baseball as America's national pastime?


super glue

What comes out of Elmer's cock??



tuna salad

what does Bill Parcells (the big tuna) eat before every cowboys game?

billy bob thornton

What you say when you meet your cousin.

banana split

What does a BME enthusiast refer to his meatotomy as?

Orange County CA.

Which Orange County ISN'T where American Chopper is taped?



Huggies, Pampers, and Luvs

What are employed when Little People (aka Midgets) suffer from geriatric incontinence?

Loose Women and Uptight Men

What do you find in a bar at closing time?


A woman who can do the splits

what is a gymnastic porn star?

kibbles and bits

What do you find in a canine porn movie?



caffeine and sleeping pills

Mexico may have their jumping beans, but what combination in this country makes for jumpy dreams? ;)

When you care enough to send the very best.

what is sending myself to a horny woman?

cinnamon hearts

What is an underrated oral sex toy?

lack of sleep and overtime hours

what is the description of my job?

ron jeremy and traci lords

Who will star in the porn adapatation of "The Beauty and the Beast"?

NaCl

What is a confusing abbreviation?



Pony Express

what is a perfect description as to how long it sometimes takes to get my message across?

soft ice cream

What is the best kind of ice cream to lick off someone's hot body?



sports fanatic

what is someone who thinks sex is a gymnastic sport?

sex & candy

What are the two sweetest addictions?



going home

Where are you going when it won't get up anymore?

Beatle's songs

What music makes a great party but a lousy mood music for sex?



I cigar, 2 telephones, and a party platter

what are the key ingredients for a successful poker game?

hame & cheese on white

What did the comedic robber make the clerk at the 7-11 wear as a loin cloth as he held a smith and wesson to his head?


Life in the "Food chain"