Better on a blanket or chair than on the sand, trust me...


I've never fallen in love with a woman

False.


I've never been a dominatrix (although it would be fun to try)

me neither


i've never had sex

Done that. Would do it again.

:D

I've never taken nude pics of myself

Oh i've done that a lot, just look at my Avatar



I've never taken nude pics of another person

I was in Newfoundland for the winter we broke the snowfall record that had been set in the 1880s. I shovelled more snow that winter than Sharniqua may see in a lifetime, I'd reckon.

I've never seen sharks.

I've been lucky and got to live in the Far East and in Europe.

I've never been to South America.

I wnet to Brazil for a customer install once...

I've never used a strap on

Nope, never have had one used on me ... although I've wondered ... ah, but that's a different question :D

I've never raced cars.

True

I've never been hand cuffed before.

only in "fun"



I have never sold a house and had to move

False. We sold one house when we moved to our current home.

I've never worked in an adult book store.

Me, either, but at least one of our Pixies family has. :)

I've never seen the Pacific Northwest.

Neither have I but hear lots of rain.

I've never riden a back backwards.

It is suppose to be "bike backwards" my gape. Please forgive me you guys.

No, sometimes can't even make one go forward.

I've never rode in a hot air ballon.

I never have either.

I never ate a goldfish.

Ewwww. No, I haven't either.

I've never danced on top of a table. ;)

I haven't either ... but if you ever do ... would you tell us where so we can all come and watch? :D :D

I've never been a big fan of RAP music.

Me neither, but maybe if Frank Sinatra tried it? ha ha

I've never been kicked in the nuts.

LMAO @db. You just never know with me and what I might be talked into. ;) :D :p

And I haven't either, WildIrish. But I *have* kicked someone there, once.

I've never had anything pierced by my ears.

Me neither ... thank heavens! That hurts just to think about it. Ouch!

I've never flown on a hang glider.

Nope. Never had the urge.

I've never skydived.

I haven't either.

I've never piloted an airplane.

Nope, me neither.

I've never repelled down a cliff.

I fell down a hill once.

I've never really enjoyed watching Dr. Zhivago.

I think I fell asleep.

I've never seen Jaws. :o

I did many many years ago. Looking at it now the special effects were rather poor.

I have never laughted so hard that I have peed my pants.

Me either, but I made my mother in law laugh so hard she farted.

I've never gotten over the breakup of Simon and Garfunkel.

I haven't either. It sucks.

I've never enjoyed Ozzie's humor

Ozzie Osbourne or Ozzie & Harriet? ha ha

I've never lit a fart.

Me either. Nor would I try.

I've never gone to a tanning booth

Me neither. Beach is too close not to go there for my sunburns.

I've never broken a bone.

I have. In gymnastics (btw - TY wildirish for the compliment on the av...trying something new.)

I've never been in jail.

Um...well...errrr...technically? No comment. (and I assume the something new you're trying is the picture and not the picture's content. ha ha)

I love my job.

True. I do love it...although sometimes it does not love me.

((I've never personalized an av before...so you're right...)

I've never used toys during lovemaking (unless you consider whips a toy)

Very false. Almost sacreligous! And yes...whips are toys unless in Lilith's hands!

I've worn out a toy or two in my days.