What was the theme for the janitor's bachelor party?


Chips, dips and drips

Q: What the high school nerd party contains?


A: 5, 10, 20, 69

What positions does a quarterback call out when having sex?


Can i get fries with that

LOL STO really.

Q: What would you like with the shake?


A: A bush, a toad, and a load

What gets squished when gettin it on roughly in the woods?

Wind, blood and floss

Q: Name something breaking, something bleeding and something teething?

A: Lillith's Whip

What is a deadly weapon/sex toy?


winnie the pooh

who's in her honey pot


And it was sooooo good

What did the masochist say when he unplugged his fingers from the socket?

Pills made of garlic, valium, cocaine and grilled spider skin.

What is Larry Flynt's vitamin pill.

Cucumber, lube, handcuffs and rope.

What do you need for ladies night out?

Chicken lips and pickled pigs feet

What is Yasser Arafat's facial moisturizer.

Wet panties.

What you end up with when you ring your lusty boyfriend

arsenic and old lace

What reminds you of that image of Granma you're trying to get out of your head!

Seventh inning stretch

What is when you pull it to hard?


5 down and 1 to go

Q: What did I say when I punched all but one of the "Freinds?"


A: The swamp, the sticks and a goat

Q: What Lousiana men need for fun?




A: A boy and his dog

Q: What goes well with a girl and her pussy?

A: Socks, locks and cocks.

Q What you call someone with a foot, bagel and bird fetish?


A: With a statue in the middle of the park

Where did she have sex?

boring at 2am

Q: What did the gopher find himself doing to his wife?

A: Flintstones

Q; What are Vitamins?


A; Whips , Cuffs & Viberators

Q: What sounds like fun?

A: 69

How did you guess I just adore that position?

A rubber sheet on our bed!

How do you know its time to break out the baby oil?

Dildo, fishing line and jelly donut

What do you need to catch and mount a wide-mouthed lass?

Leather and lace

What am I wearing?


rim shot

What is jerking off into a glass and missing????


burps and farts

What really spoils a good 69?

French bread and Italian sausage

What is food, that is not hard enough for vaginal insertion???? :D :D


teared eyes and screaming

What you do when you cut off your finger while cutting onions?

A hill billy with a mullet, a possum, and a beanie baby

Q: What does a Female hill billy look for when her lover comes a callin?


A; Chicken , weedeater , & whipcream

What is Liliths turn to cut the grass? >>SHIT LOOK OUT FOR THE POULTRY<<<


A You didn't use enough lube

What is the reason if your entrance door is squeaking? :D:D

Leather gloves, protection glasses and a fire extinguisher

What do you bring with you to screw a hot little devil?

Rubber Chicken, red nose and extra large condoms

What do you find in a clowns big, baggy pants?

A mute button

skipthisone... love the new avatar!

What is missing at my wife´s body? :(:D

A mute button and an emergency brake

What is a Vibrator of the future.

Bite marks on a thigh....

What happens when you get a blowjob for a really drunk blind girl?

Jelly, jam and marshmallows

What do you have to clean out of your car after parking with the smuckers brothers?

Turkish coins, a yarmukle, and a toad