I would never want to watch Lilith punish Wyndhy. I find the thought horrifying.

I honestly don't have a brand new pair of handcuffs in my nightstand drawer, begging to be used.

I hope my band never plays in a bar again where women show their tits on a regular basis...

i absolutely detest having my nipples bitten...in fact i often beg him not to.

Licking my wife after intercourse really doesn't seem like such a good idea for tonight. Especially while playing with her nipples. Eeeeeeew! No thank you!

the lifegard at the pool is not yummy in the least...i hardly even noticed him

I did. :D

(These are suppose to be true statements) :rolleyes2

i'm wearing panties

and I hope to never again sit in chat listening to ^^^relate stories about those things not happening :D

I would not like to see IAK using those handcuffs.

i would never not eat the leftovers we were supposed to have tonight and make myself a crabcake instead

I hope I never see a woman flash her pussy at me like one didn't do at the pool this evening. :faint:

I certainly hope ^^^ doesn't think I'm a sexual creature or one interested in sexual variety.

I hate sex and will never participate in it again.....

I really wish my yard was twice as big, so that the chances of having a heat stroke when mowing in July are doubled. Hey, why not make it three times as large? That sounds good.

I just love job hunting and making resume's!

I love long-distance relationships, and I wouldn't want anything else.

I have a good idea for a reply to this thread!

i'm so bummed it's friday

I love being all alone in chat, gives me time to think instead having some lady wanting to sex me up...

I really don't want a Pixie lady to come over and join me today.

if anyone ever grabbed my ass and lifted my pussy to their mouth so they could lick my clit in long, wet carresses, nipping it gently with their teeth while their fingers dipped deep inside the opening of their choice, i would puke.

that made me nauseous

i'm sorry.

i am really not looking forward to going to the carnival tonight-- the rides are boring, the food sucks, and the kids won't have any fun

I am really bummed that I have to spend the weekend with my kids, instead of them being at their dad's. I mean, they're forcing me to take them swimming, to the movies, out to eat--how much torture can one person take?

i really hope KG has a crappy time because she doesn't deserve any fun because she isn't busy getting ready for a huge move

I really didn't find wyndhy's post amusing at all.

I can't wait to hang up the phone and go home!

NONE of these post made me laugh!!!

I didn't read this entire thread...

and

I am starting to like working every single waking moment of my life!

Yeah! (<---opposite=fuckin fuck fuck!)

i'm so sad that lixy is here for a few

I am so disappointed at the lack of creativity being shown on this thread.

I hope no one bothers me for sex this weekend.

The thought of a full body massage fills me with dread and terror.

That's good...becaue I'd never request them.

I don't want the image of IAK getting a massage! :p

I never want to have a mudslide again.

I hope she doesn't make some for me.

Speaking of drinks, I'd just as soon have a fuzzy navel right now as I would having my toenails ripped off, one by one.