Never have either, although I've offered them as gifts to my wife. :D

I've never had anyone other than my wife take nude pictures of me.

I've had at least two other people take them--guess that counts.

I've never had sex against the wall. :D

Yes. Very fun...forwards or backwards. :-)

I've never had sex with a stranger.

Not sure I'd do it again, but I don't regret having done it.

(And you're my wall hero!) :D

I've never had sex in a corn field, or any other field, for that matter. ;)

I've never had a MFM sandwich.

Um...well...yeah. Yummy, too. ;)

I've never slept with anyone I've worked with.

Can't say I have either.

I've never had someone ravage me.

Yep, been on the receiving end of that.

I've never really ravaged someone.

Only in my dreams.

I've never tied someone up before.

Only once.

I've never openly flirted with someone I just met with hopes of a continuation.

I've done it here only.

I've never hit someone with a pie in the face.

Nor have I.

I've never been with more than two women.

Neither have I.

I've never been forced to pleasure a woman.

Neither have I

I've never fulfilled any of my fantacies.

Nor have I.

I've never been pressured to make love.