What is "a lonely existance"?








a pen, a vibrator, and an acoustic guitar

Q. What did Eric Clapton have near him when he wrote the words to Tears In Heaven?

A. Crikey!


ps - i know that song was actually written about his son....

Q: What every American thinks every Australian says all day long?

A: Water, bubbles, and champagne

What does Michael Jackson need to have a good time?

A book and a leash

LOL STO

Q: What STO needs to train his monkey?

A: An ass and a class

What you need for a homosexual how to class?

Kleenex, panties and a cattle prod

What STO keeps in his bedside table?

~hotfudge and a fire extinguisher

What do you need when taking a lick of Liliths hot ass?

Daisies and toothpicks

Q: What does one pick and one use to pick?

A: A Volkwagon, a Gator, and a donut

What is things found in the Krispy Kreme parking lot at 9 am today????

~ a nosejob

Q: What did the deaf, female plastic surgeon give me by accident?

A: Cum stains and floor polish

What are the two things that make a floor shine?

A gorilla Suit, a republican and a Nine Inch Nails CD

Q: Name something hairy, something Bushy, and something Reznory?

A: Pubic hair, Florida, and Alaska

If a naked woman wrap herself in a map of the US, what is north, south and in the middle?

Penis Breathe, toe jam and a toothbrush

Q: What are three places to have a wild time?

A: Unexpected, yet generally welcomed.

Q: What are blowjobs in the car?

A: Spunk, chunk, and funk

What is the toilet full of after a sorioty party?

Pickles, tickles and freckles

Q: What is an Irish hot dog stand full of?

A: Peanut butter and jelly and peaches and cream

What are the names of Willy Wonka's favorite Hookers?

Shingles, nails and jello

What are words that GermanSteve probably never has heard of?

They do it like the rabbits: very often, very quickly, very effectively.

What are 2 things a roofer should take up on the roof, & one thing he should NEVER take up.

Sis Boom Bah

How did the brother describe the noises coming from his sisters room?

Holy beaver buster.

What does Robin shout when he sees Batman with Catwoman.

radiohead

What do truckers call guys getting blown in the cab?

Limp noodles

What is better to eat than to fuck?

~a prison cell and a vacuum

What does a felon need for love?

chicken feet and beets

What does a Redneck cook for lunch?


strumming banjo

What does every lost hunter fear hearing?

Skip diddy do

What does Skipthsione scream when he blows a load?? :D


Kowabunga

LMAO @ Diva --- i walked right into that one.

What the surfer yelled when visiting his cousin on the farm?

Baby oil and corn flakes

What is a breakfast sexual romp.


Sticky fingers.

Q: What does one get after touching Nikki's crotch?


A: Baby oil, corn oil, olive oil, and motor oil

Q. What are not good substitutes for K-Y?


A. Roller skates, a remote control, and an alarm clock

What are 3 things that help you exercise?


a white ring above someone's head

What is something no pixies member will every have?

Tickles and hic-ups

What is things I hate??


~a flashlight and bumblebees

Things you shouldnt find when licking a woman's honey pot?

Whipped cream, suspenders, and a wig

What is things you need to play...naughty santa???


~comic books and coke bottles

What do boys and girls, respectively, sneak into the bed at night?

"You're too much!"

What have i never heard in bed?

Rags, bags, and stags.