Help! The paranoids are after me!

He who hesitates...is looking at the mouse that blundered into the trap.

A little bird told me a secret ... my car was it's next poop target.

Since Ying is feminine and Yang is masculine would YingYing be Lesbian and YangYang be gay? Then YingYang which would be traditionally female and male.

So many brains...so little time.

Always give 100% except when giving blood.

In which case, you should give 110% ?

Namaste, bitches.

Donate a kidney, you're a hero. Donate fifteen, people start asking questions.

The effed-up past is the key to the effed-up future.

There are two kinds of people in the world: those who divide things into two categories, and those who don't.

Someone who buys a lottery ticket is an optimist. Somebody that buys more than one is just BAD at math.

^^^Too true to not even need twisting.