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and I'll show you someone who loves their life.
SHow me someone who likes wearing black... |
and I'll show you someone who's mysterious.
Show me someone who likes to travel..... |
and I'll show you someone with an extensive souvenier collection.
Show me someone with a limp and torn clothes.... |
...and I'll show you someone who just spent an evening with Lilith.
Show me someone who loves their job... |
...and I'll show you a condom tester.
Show me someone who cries in sad movies... |
And I'll show you a happy kleenx salesman.
Show me a small car full of people and I'll... |
...show you a group going to the drive in movies.
Show me a family with 10 kids... |
And I'll show you a good farm family.
Show me a lady with a big smile on her face and I'll... |
and i'll show you a lady that just won lotto!
Show me someone with a tear in their eye, |
And I'll show you someone who fucked with me :D:D:p
Show me someone who has a stiffy |
And I'll show you someone who doesn't know a pixie lady.
Show me a lady without panties and I'll .... |
... show you a lady who doesn't procrastinate.
Show me dimmed lighting in the bed room and I'll ... |
turn the lights up. (lights, camera ,action!)
Show me an oiled sheet of plastic and I'll |
show you an evening of fun at the dom club.
Show me a house full of kegs... |
and i'll show you a house full of maniacs
Show me a Tropical Fruit... |
and I'll show you how to suck pussy.
Show me a man who is lonely... |
and I'll show you a depressed alcoholic
Show me a Mixed Drink... |
. . . and I'll show you a good time!
Show me a sexy bikini . . . |
...And I'll show you that Kate Moss still doesn't look good in it.
Show me a man at the mall... |
And I'll show you someone waiting for his wife to finish shopping.
Show me a set of keys and I'll..... |
...show you me, running around trying to remember where I put them last. :D
Show me someone singing karaoke... |
...and I'll show you a beautiful woman living in IA who is good at it.
Show me a woman who loves sex... |
And I'll show you the time of your life..........;)
Show me someone who is romantic........... |
...and I'll show you the time of your life.
Show me a man who has priorities... |
....and I'll show you a man who knows where and when to present himself.
Show me a woman with honesty about her desires and.... |
...I'll show you an animal in bed.
Show me an empty house.... |
and I'll show you an active family.
Show me a clean house...... |
...and I'll have the key ((obsessive compulsive neat freak here))
Show me a woman blushing... |
...and I'll show you IAKG, embarassed by a compliment. :)
Show me organized files... |
and I'll show you an obsessive compulsive manicurist.
Show me a guy in a coconut bra... |
...and I'll show you someone at an all-inclusive resort, enjoying the free drinks.
Show me someone who wears white after Labor Day... |
And I show you someone who doesn't care about Emily Post and her ettiquette.
Show me a man who has to choose between a woman and his remote |
...and I'll show you someone who's divorced.
Show me a man who falls asleep in front of his laptop... |
...and I'll show you a Pixies addict. :)
Show me someone who hangs out in the chat room... |
.......And I'll show you someone with a sticky keyboard!
Show me some twin sisters........ |
..and I'll show you PF's Doublemint twins.
Show me someone drinking lots of water... |
..and I'll show you someone who lives in the desert.
Show me someone who wears a wetsuit........ |
...and I'll show you someone who likes watersports.
Show me someone who bakes cookies... |
and I'll show you someone who eats warm cookies! (Oatmeak please!)
Show me someone who buys condoms by the gross........... |
...and I'll show you someone I'm intensely jealous of.
Show me someone with a big smile... |
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