What is naked gun?


Not tonite.

What is the answer i always get?

Trippin Man

What's he on .....crack????


All tied up.

what is how I want skipthisone???

mashed potatoes

What is not a good lube?

Creamed Corn

What happens the day after you eat corn on the cob?? :D :D


Too hot to handle.

What is Diva's lovely ass?


Disgusting but satisfying

Q: What is sitting on an old Diesel generator?

A: Soft, warm and fuzzy

What is a sheeps ass? (so I've heard)


a beer bottle a cordless phone and and box of Kleenex

What is, enough toys to keep DildoDiva busy for atleast 20 minutes?

Four pounds each and hairy

What are testicals ready to blow?

Tricky Tricky

Q: What is a double reverse somersault, with a twist, as an entry position? :) :)

A: My boyfriend has one too!

Q. What is a cartoon character tatoo using the nipple for the nose.

A. a rose and a suitcase.

Q: What are two things to bring to a Pixies party?

A: On the floor, out the door, and give me more

Q: What is what happens at CK's house every weekend?

A: The plane, the plane