Things your Mamma never told you:

What came first.......the chicken or the egg........?

Damn.........I have no idea......

as to the question what came first the chicken or the egg

My daughter at the age of seven answered this question in a song she made up one day........after i had explained where eggs came from..........


Sitting in the bathtub.....7 years old.....singing away

She sang

Are you ready for this?

I nearly pissed my pants laughing!

She sang......

OH THE ROOSTER LAID THE CHICKEN AND THE CHICKEN LAID THE EGG

over and over again LMAO

watch your fly boys......I have a wicked tongue :fly:

Is outside-in the same as inside-out????

People say something is out of whack - what the hell is whack?

Scotz, you'd have to ask whacker.

Inside out is you've burst, outside in means you've climbed up

your own rectum.

Which one came first? Check for nicotine stains.

Monkeys and Apes are still disputing Mr Darwin's conclusion.

My own take...

Why is it that when it's all said and done, it usually isn't?

I know that only with all the talent here in Pixieville, can I find the answer to, what would a chair look like if our knees bent the other way?

I know what that chair would look like........but I can't tell you for I have been sworn to secrecy!

PantyFanatic

When was the last time you were on a see-saw?

Think of that with backward knees.

I Like the old George Carlin line: If a man is in the forest alone talking, and there's no woman to hear him.... is he still wrong?
Ohhhhhhh and if the reseach team is interested... I'll clear my schedule :-)

Why is there the little tag on matresses and pillows that commands, "Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law!" Is there a mattress and pillow police squad ready and waiting to drag us away kicking and screaming? ha ha ha

I've got another on.....why do they call it a "blow job" if you're really sucking?

Yes hg4u2n there is a matresse tag police, so do NOT remove that tag.

If animal shelters are a place where one puts stray animals, what are bomb shelters?

If bomb shelters are a place where one goes when bombs explode, what are animal shelters?

Oh, yes, the packaging police do truly exist. These are the same people who will arrest you if you open a box at the wrong end, or if you fail to eat a pillow after removing the tag which says "...not to be removed except by consumer".

Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?