After mine passed out from shock, it would say
"It's about G**damn time, you two!! What the hell took you so long???":D

One....two....three....four...five

They're back at it again.........When do I get to have some FUN? :(

*bump* this one is fun:p

"Shimmy shimmy coco puffffffffff

Mine would say, "If your parents only knew!!" and ask me why I can never force myself to sleep in the middle of my queen size bed, when I have nobody to share it with all the time! I just automatically make my way to the edge in the middle of the night.

And up until just a few years ago...it would've scolded me and repeated the little thing about the Monkeys Jumping on the Bed. :o

I think I'd just enjoy hearing the box springs going ... "Oh, yeah. OMG, yeah!"

And yet another BUMP!!!!

Gee ... no condoms ... then all I can say is ...

YOU'LL BRING GOOD THINGS TO LIFE. (Sorry GE)

TY SS, I looked for this one allllllll yesterday!!!

"Oh right there...pump harder....there getting that itch...perfect"

You're entirely welcome, Lil!! I just started at the beginning, looking for something else and bumped what looked like fun....

"What the fuck took you so long? Yopu need to stop having sex in the kitchen....I'm getting lonely."

"Oh wow, 2 of you...this is different."

ooohhh boy im 1 up on the sofa