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BIBI 08-26-2013 03:00 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by BIBI
There's a rumor going round in town
I just can't believe my ears
The story is one so sad
It brings my eyes to tears

It seems that ole man Henson
Has lost his love so true
She finally died a quite death
Up on highway twenty two

They were just heading back from the Rodeo Bar
After a time of fun and cheer
When all of a sudden a deer ran out
It made ole Henny drop his beer......

As tried to retrieve the brew
His eyes did dart away
His truck began to swerve and cross the gravel road.....

It came to rest against a fence
Steaming up the night
Old man Henson knew right then
His love had lost her life.

Oh where would he ever again find a love so true
What would he do to get into town
To have himself a few
A truck that dies is a pitiful sight
Just ask any man
It's like a part of you dies too
Not something you want to do

So the moral of this tale of woe
Can easily be told
Don't ever let go of a beer
When out upon the road........;)




Good grief...I don't even remember writing this! LMAO

dicksbro 08-26-2013 03:14 AM

^^^^ Love it! That's great BIBI! :)

BIBI 08-26-2013 09:18 PM

Ok enough songs...

Time to line dance!!! :thumbs:



:line: :line:

dicksbro 08-28-2013 03:56 AM

:line: Hee :cboy: Hah!! :line:

BIBI 08-28-2013 07:39 PM

:ewe: :ewe: :ewe: :ewe: :ewe: :ewe: :ewe: :ewe: :ewe:

They are pretty light on their feet..........;)

dicksbro 08-29-2013 03:43 AM

The Line Dance
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by BIBI
:ewe: :ewe: :ewe: :ewe: :ewe: :ewe: :ewe: :ewe: :ewe:

They are pretty light on their feet..........;)


They are ... and in appreciation ...

========

THE LINE DANCE

I took a walk a while ago,
I wandered out there to the barn,
I thought I heard a fiddle playing,
And something like a song.

There was a party there in progress,
I heard clappin’ near the door,
And I heard what sounded much like thunder,
With feet stompin on the floor.

Instead of just goin’ bargin’ in,
To the window I did sneak,
And when I looked, my jaw done dropped,
At the sight I saw there when I peeked.

The chickens were a scratchin’
A tune there on the wood,
A bit like Achy-Breaky Heart …
They sounded pretty good.

A cow there in the corner
Like a bass fiddle did she sound,
While the bull there in the shadows,
Was nuzzling up to the cow named Brown.

The real sight was in the middle,
Where a dance floor had taken shape.
The sheep were there line dancing,
Now that, friends, took the cake!

There were baa-ing and a jumping,
And their bottoms shook side to side,
They’d make real sexy jestures,
And they did it with tons of pride.

They’d wiggle their pure white fannies,
And they’d bump and grind in time,
To the country song a playing,
They looked just simply fine.

A donkey in the corner,
Would blare out a bold, “Hee Haw”,
And the cows would moo and chew their cuds,
While the goats would take a chaw.

I got so immersed I couldn’t help it,
So I hopped on through the door,
And screamed in one loud voice,
“Man, let’s please hear some more.”

“Are you okay,” I heard the words,
And I felt my shoulder shake,
“Wake up, you’re having a real wild dream,
And keepin’ me awake.”

Twas Lulabelle, my sweet dear wife,
She almost made me cream,
Waking me like that,
From my barn yard line dance dream.

BIBI 08-29-2013 07:42 AM

Excellent dicksbro!!!!! :D




Lulabelle
:roflmao:

dicksbro 08-30-2013 12:45 AM

Why, mamm, dem's real nice words. :D

dicksbro 10-13-2013 03:35 AM

She'll be Ridin'
 
She’ll be riden’ on my fence pole when she cums,
She’ll be riden’ on my fence pole when she cums,
She’ll be screamin’ while I’m creamin’
She’ll be moanin’ while I’m groanin’
She’ll be riden' on my fence pole when she cums.

She’ll be blowin’ on my ol’ pipe when she cums,
She’ll be blowin’ on my ol’ pipe when she cums,
She’ll be lickin’, she’ll be ticklin’
She’ll be suckin’ when I’m buckin’
She’ll have me blowin’ when she’s blowin’ as she cums.

Hee Haw!

BIBI 10-22-2013 12:43 AM

Ohhhhh, my pickup died
How will I survive


now hum the rest! :)

dicksbro 10-22-2013 03:28 AM

The Ol’ Earthquake Fault
 
The Ol’ Earthquake Fault
(To the tune of the Tennessee Waltz)

I was thrustin’ in my darlin’
And was churnin' a big malt,
When she pushed up to meet me, you see.
And her pushin’ made it happen,
And I filled her sweet canyon,
And she screamed how she truly loved me.

I remember the time,
With my thrustin’ and flappin’,
And I knew just how much seed I'd lost,
Yep, a spoonful or a bit more,
And the climax came crashin',
It felt like a big earthquake fault.

BIBI 10-26-2013 09:04 PM

omg dicksbro....this thread is ALL yours my friend!!! :kisser:

dicksbro 10-27-2013 01:53 AM

Go for it, BIBI, you can do better than me. :thumbs:


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