And I'll show you an expression of disbelief.

Show me an Australian beach...

And I'll show you a broad expanse of white sands.

Show me a tall cold beer ...

And I'll show you a happy ghost... (especially if it's a Weizen)

Show me a woman with a Brazilian wax... No, really... show me... ;)

ghost

Brazillian Waxed

and i'll show you some pain

Show me a hot tattoo (in the RIGHT SPOT) :wink:

And I'll show you a sexy Aussie that's one happy little sheila... =)

Show me a nice pair of lips...

ghost

And i'll let you taste them

Show me a nice firm tanned arse

And I'll show you someone who squeezed the buns... lol

Show me a lady who knows what she likes...

ghost

and ill show you somone who will show you a good time

show me somone who will show me a good time

and i will show u a happy seth

show me someone who can satisfy a woman

And I'll show you another woman.

Show me a Golden Dildo...

and i will show you an estatic woman.

Show me wet panties.

And I'll show you how wonderful they taste.

Show mw how many women it will take to pry them out of my lips. :tongue:

and i think i would show you me giving up cuz it might not be possible hahahahahahhahahaha

show me someone who loves to suck dick almost as much as they love it in them

and I'll show you ME!

Show me a nice cosy waterbed...

and ill show u my room =)

show me somethign completely unexpected

... and I'll show you a resurrected thread!

Show me a sumptious pixie.....

.. I'll show you all the beautifol pizes here.


Show me big boobie...

… and I’ll show you my waterbed.


Show me a wedding cake …

I'll show you someone who just got married.



Showme an empty bed and...

I'll show you some snuggle time.

Show me a positive pregnancy test....

And I will show you a happy fellow!

Show me a new toy..

And I'll show youhow to get it wet.



Show me an excited person..

... and I'll show you someone thinking about sex!

Show me yours ....

..only if you showme yours first.

Showme a naked....

... girl and I'll show you why I have this erection.

Show me soapy bucket ...

...and I'll show you an impromptu wet tshirt contest.


Show me a nice set of buns...

… and I’ll show you a tasty snack!


Show me a wooded mountain …

...and I'll show you a saw mill.

Show me a willing partner

and I'll show you someone that won't get much sleep tonight.


Show me a new pair of shoes...

...and I'll show you a happy lady.



Show me a house with no kids and.....

... and I'll show you a great place to make love.

Show me a tub full of hot water and ...

... I'll show you two people having wet fun.



Show me a person tied to the bed...

... and I'll show you a person who won't be sleepwalking.

Show me a wet spot on the sheet ...

...and I will show you a very content person.


Show me a tight shirt...