I do not know what mullets are, but if I drink enough mulled wine everything would be sexy for me :D


The person below me likes getting seamless sun tan.

that's me :D i know i know it's not good for the skin, but there's no way i'm going to get zebra skin with tan lines!! bare-assed all the way!


the person below me went for an invigorating run this morning

very invigorating

the person below me had sex in the shower this morning

Does sex with the shower massager count? LMAO

The person below me is gonna post new pics soon

I will as soon as I can get my hands on a camera!!

The person below me reads alot.

reading posts at Pixies count?

~the person below me is happy, right this minute~

Yeh, I'm Happy... & that's Sneezy, this is Dopey, y'all know Doc & Bashful, right?

The person below me wants to smack me for posting a stupid 7 Dwarves joke...

come to chat so I can whip you proper;)

~the person below me gets carsick~

i do :( on long trips i sometimes have to take Dramamine -- gets me high LOL just don't read in the car!!


the person below me is planning a romantic candle-lit dinner for their S/O

With all the trimmings. Celebrating our 13th wedding anniviversary this weekend

The person below me bought themselves something special this week.

Bought myself a new DVD movie, does that count.

The person below me is not having a good hump day. :(

BAD day!!! Not only is Twisted out of town on my day off, but Aunt Flo has no idea it's hump day I guess!

The person below me likes to be woken up with sex.

That's extremely weird, Prophet, I'm in the middle of making a four cheese omelet.


The person below me has a fantasy about midgets

The person below me would be good to have a shag with