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and I'll show you a person that bursts in flames at sunrise!
Show me something that's blue, white, and red |
Show me something that's blue, white, and red ... and I'll show you a sad caucasian who's blushing. (Best I could do on short notice. :))
Show me a nudist resort and ... |
Show me a nudist resort and you'll see a bunch of confident people.
Show me a concert.... |
Show me a concert and I'll show you a good time.
Show me a pretty day..... |
Show me a pretty day and I'll show you a bunch of people at the beach
Show me a porn |
Show me a porn movie and I'll show you my hard cock.
show me a long stormy night |
Show me a long stormy night and I'll show you a scared imaginewithme
Show me some satin panties |
show me some satin panties and I'll show you my tongue
show me a mirror on the wall |
Show me a mirror on the wall ... and I'll reflect on what you show me. :)
Show me a picture of oral sex ... |
...and I'll show you a man who wants to get in on the action
Show me a lady in distress.... |
Show me a lady in distress ... and I'll show you a bottle of Rolaids.
Show me a stain on the front of his pants ... |
...and I'll show you a man who has been teased past the point of no return.
Show me a woman with a new hair-do... |
... and I'll show you a compliment waiting to happen.
Show me a car with a big scratch on it ... |
... and i'll show you a woman who feels much better now
Show me a man sitting naked in front of a computer ... |
......and i'll show you one sticky screen and keyboard
Show me a beautiful woman in a red dress............. |
... and I'll wonder how he noticed the red dress. :)
Show me a sandwich, chips and a beer ... |
and i'll show you a well-balanced diet :D
Show me big bed and lots of pillows..... |
.. and I'll show you where I want to take my wife. :)
Show me a gas tank on empty ... |
....and I'll show you a man who doesn't have $75 for a full tank
Show me a room full of people.... |
...and I'll show you people waiting to see a doctor.
Show me a room full of babies... |
...and I'll show you the list of men waiting to get vasectomies.
Show me the perfect man.... |
......and I'll show you a picture of hell freezing over.
Show me an erotic dance....... |
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LOL AV. Cute. Show me a pixie and I'll show you ... |
Someone who loves sharing themselves with others that care
Show me someone who isn't afraid to take a chance... |
...and I'll show you a person that revels in confidence.
Show me a person that can make everyone smile..... |
and I'll show you a class clown
show me some who can cheer up your doldrums..... |
... and I'll show you a pixie lady.
Show me a cloudy day ... |
...and I'll show you a bad beach day.
Show me a pesimistic person... |
and i'll show you someone in need of looking at the pixie pics (well, it cheers me up anyhow)
Show me a person with toilet paper hanging out the back of their pants... |
...and I'll show oyu someone who really enjoyed their trip to the bathroom.
Show me someone with a big grin on their face... |
...and i'll show you someone who went crazy with the botox. :p:D
show me a rabbit's foot.... |
...and I'll show you a pile of rabbit poop it just walked in
Show me a "happy camper" ... |
* BUMP *
... and I'll show you a pixie with a damp spot on his "tent!" :) Show me a politician ... |
I'll show you someone who's never believed.
Show me Santa's sack... |
... and I'll show you what's in my "package." :)
Show me a sunny warm day ... |
and I'll show you a hot footpath.
Show me a hot dinner... |
And I'll show you a clean plate. :boink:
Show me a beautiful snowfall ... |
And I'll show you a pretty Snow Globe.
Show me a shop on Christmas eve... |
And I'll show you employees that wish they were someplace else.
Show me a winning lottery ticket ... |
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