you sure you aren't looking at my desk????


paper, Tylenol, speakers, kleenex :D

notebook,pen, glasses and pepsi

socks, carpet, chair, computer

bare feet, lint roller, note paper, playing cards

Magnifying glass, reading glasses, new billfold, invisible tape

breasts that look goregous in the shirt I'm wearing today, scissors, printed-out emails, wet pussy

allergy pills, cat worm medication, magnifying glass, and a very frustrated, neglected pussy.

Something to take care of neglected and wet pussies, glass, book, chair

cat on my monitor, hair spray, feather duster, web cam :D

cat at my feet, fly swatter, ball, olives

cat who moved from monitor to top of desk, football game on TV, hubby on couch watching said game, cat sleeping by hubby.

opera program, parking ticket (for the lot), ad for up-coming civic center events in Peoria, snacks we had with us.

broken paddle ball paddle; coffee; book: The Clitourist; glass of water

money, two pairs of scissors, telephone, thermometer

box of checks, paint chips, allergy medication and lint roller

Two first-grade sentences in my son's handwriting, tiny tea cup, math paper, photo album

sunglasses, scissors, red ball point pen, magnifying glass

screwdriver, soccer pictures, Winnie the Pooh cards, horny IAKG

spoon, glasses, football game tickets, recorder

dish towel, extra keyboard, bracelet, Rugrats watch

spider, notebook, catalog, scrabble letter

zip disk, shoe polish, shoe brush, kleenex

wine glass, plate, Woody doll, measuring tape

glass, computer cover, jacket,monitor

CD case, portrait, television set, stereo

cat, shirt , pants, TV remote

screw driver, books, legos, modem

bare breast, hot pussy, fingers, long sexy legs

feet, hands, legs, ... er ... ears :D

Doritos, Diet Pepsi, cigarettes, lighter

crayons, envelopes, phone, CD case

Glasses, coffee, rolodex, proposals

speakers, headphones, monitor, keyboard

pencil, pen, paper, monitor

lunch, notepad, pen & a rock

vitamins, antacids, tylenol, glass cleaner

printer, cat, dog, socks

Kleenex, tape, clay, pens

cardboard, fingernail clippers, fork, plate