What are testicals ready to blow?

Tricky Tricky

Q: What is a double reverse somersault, with a twist, as an entry position? :) :)

A: My boyfriend has one too!

Q. What is a cartoon character tatoo using the nipple for the nose.

A. a rose and a suitcase.

Q: What are two things to bring to a Pixies party?

A: On the floor, out the door, and give me more

Q: What is what happens at CK's house every weekend?

A: The plane, the plane

Q: How do Summer and Lil get to skipthisone's and CK's houses?

A: In the limo

What is the perfect place for a 4 some????

corrugated cardboard

Q: Where we'd be doing it on in the alley behind the airport?

A: Rugburn

What is what you get from fucking on cheap office carpet????

~ a speedo

Q: What will CK never be caught dead in?

A: Cumshot, gumdrop, and boob shot

What are things that can make you get sticky???

~go round the outside~

What do you do when the bathroom is full?

A pick-up line from across the room, or a hail-mary.

Q: What is "Da Bomb?"

A: A trailer, a tramp, and a stud

What are three things at home in the bush?

~ Lilith fair ~

What is the greeting for a great pixie lady

coins and cum

What is the 2 most popular things found in or on the couch?



Chains, dildos, whiskey, and a book

What the women at Pixies' never refuse?

Jack-be-nimble

What I would prefer to Jack being quick???

~crocodile hunter

What is Mick Dundee. or that other guy from Australia?



~power tool

What many pixies-ladies like to be alone with?

~Fluffy bisquits

What is something that never gets tired?

honey roasted nuts

What is what a man calls his testicles when his woman has just covered them with her juices.

office chairs and rope

What is Coach Knight's office equipment?

~granny panties

Q: What should be nowhere near any sexy lady's pussy?

A: Hair pulling and fingernail scratching

What every screaming orgasm should include?

Chicken pot pie

Q: What she said it tastes like?

A: A clit, a nip, and a sip

what all the girls are offering Coach.

Nascar and beer.

Q: What is on tv and in the fridge in the trailer?

A: Tonight in bed

What is where I will watch the Tonight Show???

~Jack of clubs

What do they call handjobs at discos?

Open up and say ahh.

What I say to the 'nurse' when playing hospital? ;)

Promises, respect & admiration.

What are things you shouldn't expect after a one night stand?






Ketchup Chips, Whatchamacallits, and bad wine

Ketchup Chips, Whatchamacallits, and bad wine ~ What are enjoyed on a first date; redneck style. teehehe


Nail biting, screams, blankets & closed eyes

What happens when I watch "Psycho"?


"Houston, we have a problem..."

things that happen or are used at a scary movie in a drivein theatre.

to do lists and chewing gum.

"Houston, we have a problem..."

What would a girl say to her boyfriend who was born in Texas after her pregnancy test?



The Pope, Anna Nichole Smith, and 240 dollars worth-a-puddin.

Q: who's got a big hat, a big chest and a big mess?

A: Wet and squirty

What is my underpants after looking at the women's pics section?


startling news

Q: Is Diva gonna leave us again?

A: A knife, a plastic tube and some slippery toothpaste

A knife, a plastic tube and some slippery toothpaste ~ What is no longer permitted on aircraft?

Sand+heat = glass!