I've got another on.....why do they call it a "blow job" if you're really sucking?

Yes hg4u2n there is a matresse tag police, so do NOT remove that tag.

If animal shelters are a place where one puts stray animals, what are bomb shelters?

If bomb shelters are a place where one goes when bombs explode, what are animal shelters?

Oh, yes, the packaging police do truly exist. These are the same people who will arrest you if you open a box at the wrong end, or if you fail to eat a pillow after removing the tag which says "...not to be removed except by consumer".

Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?

Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for
Centuries have a 'use by' date?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'?

Put a closed bottle to a bright, warm place (especially if the bottle is a plastic one), leave it there for three months and try it afterwards. It might taste ugly. Perhaps you can also see some sea weed (not very probable).
Bottles are not necessarily sterile.
And plastic bottles cause bad taste rather quickly.

Why do people have a need to answer rhetorical questions? (sorry, could not resist....) :p

Was that so rhetorical??? Then forget the answer and continue wonderting and smiling :D