Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for an evening. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

All play and no work makes a politician's career.

Well, *that's* killing way more than two species with one stone.

Beauty is only skin deep, but that's all that's necessary to get a guy's blood flowing!

We'll burn that bridge when we come to it.

You can't judge a book by it's cover ... especially if all it has is printing and you can't read. :shrug:

Let's talk about the mouse in the elephant enclosure.

If at First You Don't Succeed, Try Try Again. Unless of course it was a death defying (??) leap from a 10-story building without a parachute into a pail of water..

Two rights don't make a left. that takes three.

What's Good for the Goose Is Good for the Sale of Trojans.

Is that the incident that involved "The face that sank a thousand ships?"

A Bird in the Bush is Better Then Two Droppings on the hands.

It's always darkest far underground; with no candle, flashlight, or electricity.

Many Hands Make Things Difficult if the Space is Limited.

The future looks watery-brown.

What Goes Up, Must Come Down unless, of course, you're in a zero gravity environment.

Always remember that which is entirely forgettable.

Stitch in time makes the clock stop if it's done right.

A watched clock never boils.

Two birds in the bush are better than one bird that craps in your hand.

A Really Big Rolling Stone Gathers a lot of stuff on it's way down ... people included if they get in the way. :(

Remember that in many porn movies, the hero gets the girl in the end.

Top or bottom end, that is the question.

Do dentists recommend biting the sugar-free bullet?

Or, do they recommend Fluoride treated ones?

If you don't look a gift horse in the mouth, how are you to tell if there's a bunch of Greeks in there?

^^^ :roflmao:

Something that doesn't need twisting:

No good deed goes unpunished.

Everyone is entitled to his/her own opinion. But an opinion without 3.14 is just an onion.

A watched clock never boils.

A hand in a bush is better than two birds.

This, too, shall pass through your bowels.

The consequences of leaving things in too long:
Burnt Pizza
Frozen Beer
Pregnant Girlfriend

It's always darkest in a sealed oubliette, with no candles, torches, or electric light.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but the opposite is also true.

You should never kill two birds with one stone inside a glass house.

Drier than a dead dingos donger

I have a firm grip on reality. I'm gonig to choke it to death.

Common sense is not necessarily either common nor sensible.

When one door closes and another door opens, you are probably in prison. :nod: