Well I wasn't going to mention it but I did have a torid affair with Geraldo Rivera back when he was a real reporter.

LOL! I was the one who took all of Al Capone's stuff out of that safe.. :rofl:

I'm flat-chested. :wobble:

Work was splendid today.

Thank heavens I warned him. :D



I wondered where I put that. :grin:

I got halfway up Mt. Everest once, decided the view really wasn't that great, and came back down.

You probably didn't know that I was the one that taught Johnny Depp everything he knows about acting.

I am going to rob a bank on Monday at high noon.

....and I taught him everything he knows about sex

I hate to admit it, being this is Pixies and all, but...I don't like sex one iota.

I've got a date with Orli tonight!

I never post at Pixies.

I know, sodaklostsoul. I don't post often, either. I lead such a sheltered life.

The weather here is cool and clear.

I wonder if our chauffeur is ready to run us up to church?

The internet is a flash in the pan.

I looooooove to mow the lawn.

I just love being on a diet and giving up chocolate.

I just really enjoy reruns on tv

I would hate to have a personal chef.

Yeah.. me too - I especially love to donate blood to the skeeter population while I am at it!! :D

It has gotten really cold here tonight and I need to put the furnace on

Yeah..... keep it up... i hate you all!

YAHOO! IT'S MONDAY AND I GET TO GO TO WORK IN A BIT!!!!!

Thank heavens that nasty ol' weekend is over.

Yessir! I sure like Mondays also!

I have to go visit my girlfriend tomorrow. Is there any way I can get out of this social obligation? I really don't want to see her.

I think Pixies is a complete waste of my time.

Music is an unimportant part of my life.

The thought of orange cupcakes makes me shudder. :D

There is not a sexxxy man in my bed right now. :hump:

A blind man in Toronto did not meet up with a club, a net and Steph. :yikes:

It's nice to celebrate a special day without actually getting older.

:ahole:

I am having a FABULOUS day at work. Everything is going perfectly.

I really really really wanna go to work

I just won the lottery!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

^^^^^ She's going to split it with me. Thanks, Lil! :D

I don't love Imaginewithme.

Steph and PF are getting married........

^^^OMG LMAO

I'm content with my life