And I'll show you a woman who's lover has just made love to her all night long.



Show me a man in uniform.................................

And I'll show you a lot of girls with wet panties.


Show me a woman going out without knickers.

and I'll show you a woman hoping to turn her man on and get some lovin'.


Show me a man with a wet beard..........

And I'll show you someone who has just come up for some air.

Show me a militant fundamentalist preacher...

And I'll show you someone I'd like to hang from the highest tree......


Show me a bow-legged woman...........

and i'll show you that a cowboy eats with his hat on...;)

show me a cat-o-nine tails

and I'll show you a cat who steers clear of rocking chairs. ;)



Show me a woman with PMS and a gun........

And I'll show you a my smile and my aim!

Show me a guitar with no strings........

and I'll show you the only one I know how to play.

Show me a front fender dent ....

and I will show u someone who forgot we drive on the "left"

show me a smile.....

and I'll show you a satisfied lover.


Show me woman who hasn't gotten any in way tooo long......

I'll show you someone needing a good friend.

Show me someone who is good at "There's nothing like".

And I'll show you one of my playmates.

Show me a horny woman and......

I'll show you a hornier guy.

Show me a person who likes few clothes and....

and I'll show you someone with no tan lines.


Show me a whip and a chair............

And I'll show you a lady needing taming.

Show me a pair of handcuffs and....

I'll show you a pair of wrists wanting to be restrained.


Show me a 4-poster bed...............

And I'll show you where four of my silk ties are!

Show me a hot cup of coffee.....

And I'll show you something that will never pass my lips.



Show me some warm, fragrant body oil..............................

I'll show you how to massage a lady.

Show me a person tied to a bed and I'll..........

show me a happy man!!!

Show me a man working on a car...

and I'll show you a woman needing to be worked on


Show me a woman with good taste .....

And I'll show you a gal who keeps her private parts clean!

Show me a priest who is chaste.........

And I'll show you a man who can keep a vow.


Show me a man with callouses on his knees..........................

I'll show you a hard worker.

Show me a lady with high self esteem......

and I'll show you someone who is unfairly called a "Bitch".


Show me a man who gets homesick for his mother...............

and I''l show you a caring man that is unfairly called "Momma's Boy".

Show me a woman who enjoys sex with more than one partner..

...and I'll show oyu a happy husband.

Show me a woman who likes fast cars

and I'll show you a woman who knows how to work the curves.

Show me a brothel that takes coupons...

...and the reason for the discount will soon be evident.

Show me a man working the girls around the bar...

...and I'll show you a used car salesman.

Show me Arnie running for governor...

And I'll show you a list of bad jokes and tell them in a bad Austrian accent.

Show me a governor whose name you can SPELL...

I'll show you a governor not elected again.

Show me a camera not being used and I'll...

...show you someone who hasn't hit her next posting milestone. ;)

Show me some clean sheets...

And I'll show you someone not having very much fun.

Show me a pool full of fish and I'll....

show you a rod and reel.

Show me a room full of women and I'll

show you a sex toy party underway.

Show me a wall lined with books...

and I'll show you a wall with lots of nail holes in it. :)

Show me a grease spot on the carpet ...

And I will show you me, on my hand and knees scrubbing it!

Show me a true romantic...

and I'll show you someone who's extremely lucky.

Show me someone who's smiling.....