What is squirting mustard into jam doughnuts?


You can touch it if you like

What is my kitty?:p

~ an empty suitcase

Q: Can you tell me something that has the size of your flat?

A: Her name is Dallas. But she is not as nice as she is looking like.

(cropped that from Beavis and Butthead running at the moment:))

Who is ugly but still fuckable?


A sausage, 2 melons and a bottle of baby lotion

What does Lilith bring to the bedroom for "a little kinky fun"

A: Boom boom out go the lights

What is bumping your head on the headboard while fucking???

~kit-kat bars

What do Diva's Lips like?




~ Thanks Bilbo!

What do all the ladies on the corner say after he visits?

~ You just have to shake it off.

What is a booger???? (sorry working with kids for years has affected me):D:D:p

~ping pong balls

What you use a paddle on besides a lovely ass?

Drip, Drip, Drip...

What happens between the legs of Pixie ladies after reading Skip's and Glyndwr's stories?

Daytime friends & Nightime Lovers

Q: What are ideal parners?

A: That´s the fault of GermanSteve.

What is the "Steadily Growing Member"ship.

Women's pictures

What 99.9 %men look at when the come here!!


Ouch that hurt!!!!!

What is insertion by those 10" guys on the show your cock thread. - lol

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