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Sharni 02-10-2002 10:16 PM

There's

Victoria
New South Wales
South Australia
Western Australia
Tasmania
Queensland
Northern Territory
Australian Capital Territory :D

Boru 02-10-2002 10:33 PM

TY Sharni
 
thanks for the list, one can only watch Crocodile Hunter so many times, he's on 5 times a week here!

I did remember New South Wales after posting...so I scored 2!!

BORU

P.S. anybody yet read Morgan's Run by Morgan Llewellyn?

sxxxy14u 02-11-2002 01:05 AM

you caught me! lol
 
Quote:
Originally posted by legend
I am curious to know if any of the non-Australians know anything about the states and territories of Australia.


ok you've caught me...I know nothing about Australia except that I love the sexy accent! lol

Irish 02-11-2002 07:49 AM

Legend---I have to admit that the most that I know about Austrailia is Mel Gibson,Russel Crowe and Crockadile(sp)Dundee.
The only thing that I remember about Austrailia;is thatCroc.
Dundees' girlfriend;Linda K.;had a nice ass!I graduated High
School in 1965 and; from what I remember;I don't think that we
learned anything about Austrailia. Irish
P.S. I had 2yrs college course&2yrs of General course.

scotzoidman 02-12-2002 12:37 AM

Ok, I'm gonna post this & let you Canadians explain it (or take offence, as the case may be)...

An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie (ie. a Newfoundlander). He went to a neurosurgeon and asked "Is there anything you can do to me that would make me into a Newfie?"

"Sure, it's easy." replied the neurosurgeon. "All I have to do is cut
out 1/3 of your brain, and you'll be a Newfie."

The Ontarian was very pleased, and immediately underwent the operation. However, the surgeon's knife slipped, and instead of cutting out 1/3 of the patient's brain, the surgeon accidentally cut out 2/3 of the patient's brain. He was terribly remorseful, and waited impatiently beside the patient's bed as the patient recovered from the anesthetic.

As soon as the patient was conscious, the nurosurgeon said to him, "I'm terribly sorry, but there was a ghastly accident. Instead of cutting out 1/3 of your brain, I accidentally cut out 2/3 of your brain."

The patient replied, "Qu'est-ce que vous avez dit, monsieur?"

legend 02-12-2002 12:59 AM

sxxxy14u: legend = Australian and Australian = sexy accent, i.e. legend = sexy accent......excellent :)

Irish: Mel Gibson was born in America, Russell Crowe is a Kiwi and Linda K. is an American. We don't learn anything about the US in school either, we just get all they're tv shows.


I could be wrong, but one thing I've noticed is that Americans appear to love they're politicians. Is this remotely true? Us Aussies mostly despise our leaders and think they're all a bunch of lying idiots.

Irish 02-12-2002 01:12 AM

Legend---I know that Linda K. is an American but she still has a
nice ass.It's the first thing that I noticed in the movie.Shows where my mind is! Irish

legend 02-12-2002 01:20 AM

oh, i know the scene you're talking about...picturing it now....:)

Irish 02-12-2002 01:25 AM

Bill Clinton,Al Gore,etc.I despise them all and I am registered as
an independant;so don't blame it on political party favoritism.I
vote for the person that I think is best.Please don't go; on and
on;extolling the virtues of a political person.My mind is already
made up;right or wrong.Too many of my friends ended up in bags
marked"Body Parts Missing"to change my mind now.Games shouldn't be played with peoples lives! Irish
P.S.Sorry;got on my soapbox again.Some things;I'll never forget!

Sharni 02-12-2002 03:26 AM

Is an Aussie....and we Aussies don't have an accent.....all you other countries do :D;)

Lovediva 02-13-2002 09:44 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by scotzoidman
Ok, I'm gonna post this & let you Canadians explain it (or take offence, as the case may be)...

An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie (ie. a Newfoundlander). He went to a neurosurgeon and asked "Is there anything you can do to me that would make me into a Newfie?"

"Sure, it's easy." replied the neurosurgeon. "All I have to do is cut
out 1/3 of your brain, and you'll be a Newfie."

The Ontarian was very pleased, and immediately underwent the operation. However, the surgeon's knife slipped, and instead of cutting out 1/3 of the patient's brain, the surgeon accidentally cut out 2/3 of the patient's brain. He was terribly remorseful, and waited impatiently beside the patient's bed as the patient recovered from the anesthetic.

As soon as the patient was conscious, the nurosurgeon said to him, "I'm terribly sorry, but there was a ghastly accident. Instead of cutting out 1/3 of your brain, I accidentally cut out 2/3 of your brain."

The patient replied, "Qu'est-ce que vous avez dit, monsieur?"



Va te fourrer Scotz!!!!! :D :D :p

Irish 02-13-2002 11:22 PM

Ever wonder why N.H. jail inmates make license plates that say:
"Live Free or Die."Something isn't right there! Irish

scotzoidman 02-14-2002 12:44 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by LoveDiva4u



Va te fourrer Scotz!!!!! :D :D :p
Sorry, darlin, you'll have to translate for me... I never got all the way thru my "French for Children" records...


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