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And the same to you, gigi!
It's going to be sunny and in the upper 50's here today. A real spring-like day! That, a steak, and a BJ today would make it just about perfect! I'll leave a reminder for my wife. ;) :slurp: |
March 18th is Supreme Sacrifice Day
Better call my kids to reinforce what I have done for them in their lives!!! ONLY KIDDING :spin: |
PUBIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT Only 4 more days until the Japanese Vagina Festival begins. This is one festival most guys really like getting into. What a great festival. It's one celebration a guy can get either or both of his two heads involved! |
Come on db......there must be a poem somewhere inside that head of yours about this special day! :wave:
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Bibi needs a festive poem,
It needn't be too blunt. It needs to have a lot of words Faced squarely to the front. It won't be Mrs Puggy Wuggy's punt, Nor Mr Heffner's journal. It won't be another little runt Who'll tap into her kernel. It shall instead be be a Pixie bold No reference made to China Who'll hold his quill apon a page, Oh no! Acute angina! |
^^^^ Love it! Another poet! :D
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Do you know Mrs Puggy Wuggy's punt, DB?
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:x: Thank you Oldfart, that was great!
....and l love tongue twisters, Mrs. Pudgy Wudgy's punt is impossible lol. |
That was only to keep you amused until DB came up with a proper pome.
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A Poem, by Henry Gibson ;)
The poem you wrote was quite entertaining It silenced me from more complaining About the lack of effort from dicksbro From rendering his own ditty from the get go I wonder if the day's celebration Have left this wordsmith's evasion To bring pen to paper in a timely way And truly give justice to Vagina Day |
Okay BIBI, here goes ... :D
I was searching the house From bottom to top, For something, I wasn't sure what. But when I came to the bedroom, With my wife lying there, I felt myself starting To get warm and to stare. Her legs were extended Out and spread wide, A vision of loveliness, Served as my guide. I quickly undressed, And knelt down and drew near, My mouth watering profusely At the sight of my dear. I kissed her and licked her Til' she quivered and shook, Pushed up against me, And that's all it took. I got up from my knees, And slid tween' her thighs, And entered her vagina, And relished her sighs. It took but few minutes, And I shouted, "Oh, hun!" And with that exclamation, I released all that cum. Satisfied, yes we were folks, Just plain out of breath, Thanks to her vagina, And a search put to rest. |
Bravo dicksbro!!!! I knew you could do it....... :wtp:
It is great, as usual lol :cheerlead |
Glad you enjoyed. :)
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Say, we're just three days away from the Japanese  PENIS FESTIVAL  Now's the time to get ready to celebrate that upstanding guy, that straight shooter, that feller with the penetrating personality. that guy that can make latte without going to the store. OKAY, one penis joke to get the party started: One day the teacher walked to the back of the room where Johnny was, and he had his hand down his pants. The Teacher asked, "Johnny, what are you doing?" Then, Johnny said, "It hurts down there." "Well then, you need to go to the nurse and see if you can go home", said the teacher. A little while later, Johnny came back to classroom and sat back down. Then the teacher came to the back of the room again, and Johnny had his dick hanging out of his pants. The teacher said, "Johnny, what's that doing hanging out of your pants?!" Then Johnny said, "My mommy said if I can stick it out until noon, she'll come and pick me up." |
To celebrate this day I give you............
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DerhIGKnSU |
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