I would like to help hold that jug as it pours ;)

Two things in the text jumped out at me:

"You have more in common with the water signs such as Scorpio and Cancer at the risk of serious tensions especially with Cancer.

You may have some intense relationships with Gemini but these will prove
very difficult to maintain on a lasting basis." (italics mine)

Well over 33 yrs of high-tension marriage to a Cancer...& my other most intense relationship was with a Gemini...spooky, huh...