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LMAO!!!! No running involved, or I'd be to out of breath for the main event. :D Its usually at night when everyones asleep.... No locking of doors needed. LOL |
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It just sounds sexier with all that huffing & puffing. And I'm such a paranoid dick that I'd lock the doors. Like that'll keep someone walking in from figuring out what I'm doing. lmfao |
What a great front porch!
Very sexy image of you standing in front of the window! And I like the expression "shaking a throw rug out over the railing" ... That's dripping with inuendo! lmfao |
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ROFLMAO!!! Well here's my garage. Come on up sometime and sit a spell. If something comes up we'll just have to handle it.... or otherwise take care of it. ;) |
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"shaking a throw rug out over the railing" ... Ya lost me on that... Trying to see something sexy there but just ain't getting it. Gawd... somebodies gonna have to 'splain it to me. :( |
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When a woman plays with her genitals, there's often some kind of shaking. If her genitals have a sweet patch of pubic hair...well, that's kinda like a rug (ie rug munching :D), and um...well...ok, the railing is out on the porch. ha ha Ok, so it's a stretch, but damn did it tickle my funny bone. ha ha And those garage windows look just the right height for me to peek in. ;) |
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OMG!! Now you KNOW what I'll be thinking of every time I shake out a real rug!! LMAO!! Yep WI, tickled my funny bone too. Woulda preferred someplace a little lower....... ;) And who said anything bout you peeking in the windows? You're gonna be on the inside. :D |
Let see here. In bed, in the tv room on a lazyboy chair, in my car, at work behind the counter.....where else?
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Woot! Lucky for me you don't lock the car doors! :D |
Speaking of masturbating...went out last night drinking with a BIG group of friends. Got kinda tipsy. Mr. Osuche wasn't interested in sex -- he wanted to work on his 'puter. So I went to bed and let my fingers do the walking... ;)
As I climaxed, he came running in. "What's wrong?!??" he says. "I heard heavy breathing!! Are you OK???" I told him I was fine. then he asked why I was breating heavily....took him about another 30 seconds to figure it out. :rolleyes2: |
I usually do most of mine here in front of the computer.....sometimes in the bed....sometimes in the shower.....sometimes.......
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Wherever my 'hoohoo' is where i am masterbating *L*
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Mostly here at the puter this time of year but in the summer I have a remote work site where I work alot of weekends. In an 8 hour day I only actually have active work to do for about an hour and a half. Rest of the time is just being there. I take a couple of books and a blanket and go out in the site, strip down and work on my tan and stroke it. Occasionally a lady friend of mine calls and we will have phone sex out there. Sometimes she comes out and we'll go at it in the middle of a big field. Nothing like mother nature to stimulate the senses!! :D :D
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Either in my bed or in the shower.
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shower mostly...easier to clean up. \
Often laying down in bed too and once in a while at the computer. |
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