Your knowledge of such things sorta scares me but mostly entertains.

My favorite is For Better or Worse, though I also enjoy Blondie, Family Circus, Non-Sequitur and Dilbert.

Wiley Miller

Zits
Baby Blues
Foxtrot (I can totally relate to the geeky kid :grin: )
Garfield
The Far Side kicks ass too, I have books of just "The Far Side" :D

Sign me up for The Far Side....I also used to like Doonesbury -- but recently have been a bit turned off by it.

Dilbert continues to entertain me, but since the local paper (no names, but the abbreviation is TN) decided to bury it in the business section, & I'm no longer involved with the bizarro world of business, I don't keep up with it much...
Far Side & Calvin & Hobbes were 2 of the best, made all the better when their creators knew how to go out gracefully, rather than let their strips rot as they lost relevence & humor...
Presently, Zits still relates to my life in raising teens, & for just plain craziness for its own sake you can't beat Get Fuzzy ...

I like the Boondocks, Get Fuzzy, and Frazz. Along with a dozen or so webcomics I've picked up reading recently.