in my long gone youth ... I got one that said ...

Drinking and parking cause accidents.

I had one saying:"Don´t drink water, fish fuck in it" and on my next car "Women drive better then chicken" :)

A friend e-mailed me these


1. Constipated people don't give a crap.
2. Practice safe sex, go screw yourself.
3. If you drink don't park, accidents cause people.
4. Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
5. If you don't believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut.
6. Please tell your pants its not polite to point.
7. If that phone was up your ass, maybe you could drive a little better.
8. My kid got your honor roll student pregnant.
9. Thank you for pot smoking.
10. To all you virgins thanks for nothing.
11. If at first you don't succeed...blame someone else and seek counseling.
12. Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No Hard Feelings".
13. If you can read this, I've lost my trailer.
14. Horn broken...watch for finger.
15. It's not how you pick your nose, but where you put the booger.
16. If your not a hemorrhoid, get off my ass.

LOL Irish I just had to tell you. I did have that sticker (well sort of) on the back of my 4door Nissan Maxima. It read ....... 'My child beat up your Honor Roll Student!' I wish I could have saved the sticker after selling the car. ;)

Another one I sort of like, maybe because it was on a rusty Gremlin. 'If this was a horse I'd shot it by now!'