I'm so horny you could stick me to a rhino's forehead and all the lady rhino's would say "Well hello big boy!!"

I'm so horny, I can have fantasies of being a towel rack.

I'm so horny it's time to change threads

I'm so horny I must take care of things.

I'm so horny that posts like ^^^^^ don't help at all!!

I'm so horny I'm going to do what IWM is doing^^^^^^^^^^

Guess what? I'm so horny again, I'm going to take care of things.....brb

ditto^

I'm so horny, I wish you were here to take care of me

mmm 69 would be great now..

I'm always so horny, I think 69 would be good anytime.

I'm so horny thinking of IWM & grkbabigurl taking care of things my mind is slipping into masturbatory meltdown

I'm so horny it might be time to rub one out

I'm horny now...thinking of that ^^^

I'm so horny knowing you must be wet