How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

The amount would vary depending on the individual woodchucks capability

African or European woodchuck?

Are you suggesting woodchucks migrate?

:roflmao:

A wood chuck would chuck all the wood he could
If his dentures were any good

What if that was George Washington's woodchuck?

He'd have wooden teeth. :confused:

What a conundrum!

Not to be confused with a snare drum...which could be used to trap said woodland creature.

All of you need beating :spank:

Well...if anyone would know, it'd be you. :D

A wood chuck, is that simaler to Chuck's wood :nana:

We'd have to ask Lixy

:spank: :booty:

Um... I'm here for the beatings? :D

Well little lady, you've come to the right place ;)

Break like a shotgun!

Thank goodness you're in charge of beatings...



I've got a hair trigger. :D

What would you be doing if I didn't write this post that you feel has to be read?