Forecast to be around 91F, it's shaping up to be a nice, cool Spring Day.

I think we're suppose to climb to 147F. They suggest we wear light colored clothing. :shrug:

Donald Trump is giving up Twitter. :rofl:

Our taxes are much too low.

Politicians never seem to care much about money or privileges for themselves, only what they can do for the average citizen to help make their lives more rewarding.

The current House Minority Leader and my daughter did not attend the same High School. :eek:

I'm thinking of running for office promising to do nothing unless it raises my income level significantly.

The neighborhood ice runk opens today!

OMG DB is a true politician at heart :faint:

A chicken in ^^^^ HIS ^^^^ pot.

I've completed all my weekend chores!

I'm so far ahead, I'm trying to think of next month's chores so I can get them done today.

The Orioles lost to the Astros yesterday.

When it quits snowing, I guess I'll have to shovel my driveway.

Can't believe my pickup truck narrowly missed running into a wall with green letters spelling DICKSBRO.

I think it ^^^^ fell out of my ... pocket ... er ... oops, where's my pocket?

I think I dropped it when I turned at Jonson's place. :shrug:

The weather's been bone dry her for the last day or so.

My cats never walk across the computer keyboard.

I have a trained mouse that actually does my posting for me. Clever little rascal.

Presidential elections are never interesting.

We usually each lunch before we go to bed ... then have breakfast at noon and supper first thing in the morning.

I'll never post here again.

I always close my eyes when I'm posting so I can be surprised by what I shared. :)

I'm done with Spring! Bring on the hot Summer.

Weather men/women who can't get good predictions that come true should get their pay reduced. :spin:

The weekend is too long!

I just invented an "anti-bird poop protector" for my car.