I like the part where we get all these requests for money from millionaires who want to start looting the government piggy banks for their own benefit.

I'm not taking Christmas vacation this year.

I guess it's about time to get my greens out for St. Paddy's Day. :irish:

The World Wide Web wont last much longer.

I understand that the world has decided to rid all weapons from the planet to promote more fistfights and scratching.

^^^ That ^^^ will result in many more deaths!

I think we're all going swimming today. It's only -3F right now. A brisk swim might feel good. :yikes:

Yeah, I"m always up for a polar bear swim!

5F and 2AM ... I think I'll go out for a jog around the block in my new jogging shorts.

I just returned from my morning run.

I understand Lilith was just confirmed as our new Secretary of Sex in the new Department of Conjugal Bliss. :boink:

I think the World Wide Web is just a passing fad.

The sky is falling.

The last few days have been calm and relaxing here.

With the snow and low temperatures, this looks like a good day for a picnic in the park.

I'm posting from work

Don't turn around ... I'm right behind you.

(turning around) Yes, I see!

An SR-71 Blackbird flew into Peoria and gave free rides to everyone. :)

I won the Powerball Lottery!

YOU TOO! :yikes:

I miss the cold weather.

I understand they're making a new science fiction movie starring Abbott and Costello. It's called "Matter meets Doesn't Matter." I hear it'll be quite an explosive film.

I'm napping.

Russia just announced it's giving up all it's military in the interest of peace.

^^^ LOL! ^^^ I must be dreaming!

You weren't ... it REALLY ( :confused: ) happened.






Notice how I got to play that one for two posts. :D

Good one! :thumb:


I'm hoping for some unpaid overtime today.

He ^^^ has a very unattractive secretary. ;)

The sky is falling! The sky is falling!

What? Again?

... and the ground is rising! :yikes:

Baltimore is on the West Coast of the USA.

A volcano erupting under the Pacific seems to suggest the building of a land bridge from Haweii to Seattle over the next thirty years.

The world is such a peaceful place.

I understand the world is soon to be covered by an ice sheet up to a mile thick. Think of all the opportunities we'll have to go ice skating. :)

You're such a pessimist!

I sure love listening to the news. It's ALWAYS so upbeat, inspiring and encouraging.

I miss winter!

I sure wish gas prices could go back up to $4/gal or more.